Funny Stories Only Your Fellow Glowficcers Will Understand

[Nemo]

There's a reason she's the antichrist.

What's your position on predestination?

[Bluelantern]

Saw this and my mind went "So this is not Miles, and this is not Mark, it must be the third triplet Aaron" and then "wait o.o"

[rockeye_stonetoe]

I now consistently evaluate the media I consume for glowficcability.

[RoboticLIN]

I now consistently evaluate the media I consume for glowficcability.

I've started doing this. It is more interesting the further away the potentially glowficcability of a setting, since I started thinking just how differently every character would break the setting.

ZombiU would be broken in about seven seconds flat by everyone with two braincells, of course.

[rockeye_stonetoe]

Doc asked me to rate my pain on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the worst I could imagine.


".........One thousandth."

[Ezra]

A logarithmic scale might work better for this purpose.

[DanielH]

My imagination is not good enough at the task. I probably can’t even imagine a star. Although I would not be surprised if the next time a doctor asked me to rate my pain I said “pentagon”; I think the polygonal scale is better than standard. Plus, it has the advantage of being logarithmic.

Also: https://xkcd.com/883/.

[MaggieoftheOwls]

It probably shouldn't be *possible* to imagine an evil, since apparently the human nervous system can't go that high.

[rockeye_stonetoe]

#hyperbole

[Throne3d]

Seeing a post on reddit titled "My sub looks like George Lucas." and thinking 'sub' like in Eclipse. Not glowficcer-only to think 'sub' as in BDSM, I guess, but I was really confused until I realized it meant "substitute teacher".