Alicornutopia

Having an aversive reaction to my cousin's girlfriend because she happens to be named Chelsea.

My cousin happens to be named Chelsea, lol.

I met a person who had read Luminosity & Radiance at a party, and she was named Chelsea. She had a sense of humor about it.

Everyone around you having no idea why bells, swans, geometric shapes, coins and words like "minty" are so funny. XD

Hearing the name "Janine" and immediately thinking of electrical engineering.

A couple of my friends use the word 'mint' instead of 'cool' or 'awesome'. At first I was like "oooo, where?"

I overheard a couple of guys discussing immigration policy and my first thought was that the real solution was for a Bell to found a space empire and for her to take the immigrants instead.

Seeing an imminent disaster in a certain anime and thinking 'a daeva fairy would be REALLY REALLY USEFUL right now!'

After two nights in a row of <5 hours sleep, completely exhausted and braindead and trying to fall asleep last night, and Alli kept having opinions. My fiancé was sleepily confused when I started mumbling at him to "make Alli shut up please".

Dr. Seuss: There is no one out there who is you-er than you!
Me: *looks at varying template strengths in various instances of templates* Debatable.