Elfthreads!

[Timepoof]

How do I know if I've read the latest version or not, I don't want to go reread it if I have

[DanielH]

As a human who has ever brushed his hair, I know that individual human hair strands are not always attached to the scalp very securely. Is that different for Elves, or do they also occasionally lose hairs without any sort of horrible accident?

[MaggieoftheOwls]

Oh my gosh he got her a Cricket

[DanielH]

Ooohh!

For a minute I was having a hard time figuring out that proper noun (For luck? The cell phone service?), and the actual answer is certainly one of the better options.

[Nemo]

Dark Lord Timothy sounds stupid, a name should be the real first priority here.

Are there any who call him...Tim?

[Ezra]

Haha.

I poked at some anagrams for a better Dark Lord name. My favorite so far is Yule-Monarch Waittey, because he rules by giving everyone gifts. Darkly.

[DanielH]

Michael, your mysterious exotoc foreigner status is getting suspicious. If you aren’t careful your only legal response will be a Memory Charm and of all the places she could go without one of those, America is one of the worst.

Edit: I knew the reasonable-sounding “outrageous lying” excuse wouldn’t hold for long but I thought it would last more than that.

[MaggieoftheOwls]

Well, apparently he chose a legal recourse other than a Memory Charm, so.

[kuuskytkolme]

"It is," Timothy tells his dictation quill, "my honor and responsibility to inform the Wizengamot of the betrothal of my younger brother, Michael Cyrus Way, to Rebecca Arden, and to belatedly announce the birth of her child, Catherine Caroline -" he turns from the quill - "Way?"

Timothy was never told about the name Caroline in-thread.

[DanielH]

“He’s Timothy” isn’t quite enough of an explanation here.

I bet it’s less than a year before Finis knows Church Latin, and if he gets interested in Catholicism less than two before he knows Hebrew.