Valentines Day - Glowfic Pickup Lines

[RoboticLIN]

[14:33:03] <Throne> http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.t ... 7242408865 harry potter valentine's cards
[14:34:13] <Faceless> Man, I almost wish I had thought about doing Glowfic themed valentine cards

[14:36:43] <RoboticLIN> "I bet our alts are doing it, wanna make it a template attractor? <3"
[14:36:53] <Teceler> pf
[14:37:09] <Throne> omg
[14:37:13] <Throne> xDDDD
[14:37:46] <Diaeresis> "Malawi won't be the only thing that grows under my micromanagement ;)"

[14:38:08] <Throne> I think we need a forum thread for this
[14:40:16] <RoboticLIN> ... I think so, Throne. Or else I'm going to keep hitting on the irc chat
[14:42:18] <RoboticLIN> "Hey baby, wanna poke around my >magic system<"
[14:42:19] <Throne> I don't think I will create the thread because I have no contributions
[14:42:27] <Faceless> "Hey, darling. Want to use scientific experimentation as an euphemism?"
[14:42:27] <RoboticLIN> Fine, fine. I'll go make it

Roses are red, Violets are purple. Roses might be traditional, but purple is kinkier.

Can't word something that sounds right involving Eclipse and 'eating out'.

Add your own. Discuss chocolate/loneliness/significant others/capitalism/etc.

[RoboticLIN]

Baby let's start a thread, I got my portalsnake all ready~

Did I just look out the Milliways window or did I look at your exquisite beauty~
/beautiful eyes~

Grab the basket of poofs, I'm going to have you going all night loooong~

[RoboticLIN]

Did I accidentally summon a daeva, or are you just a gorgeous angel all alone?

Tag. I'll be waiting on your response~

I swear IRC is doing this too, it's not just me. I'm just posting my bad pickup lines.

[Bluelantern]

Is your hair unbraided or are you happy to see me?

You're the one I want to write secret gay hairpetting literature with.

Honey, I want to give you multiple consecutive tags.

[RoboticLIN]

[15:07:57] <Faceless> "Did you hair accidentally get unbraided or are you happy to see me?"

[15:17:20] <Ezra> "Heaven called. They're missing an angel. ... Wanna help me track them down?"

[15:44:18] <Ezra> Is earth being invaded by Cetaganda because your beauty is unearthly

[15:50:13] <Ezra> Baby, you're the only one I can fall asleep in the same room with

[15:54:23] <Ezra> Are you Chelsea, because how else could I love you this much

[16:03:44] <Ezra> I don't know how to tell you how I feel about you, so I covered your bed in lentils

Compilation.

I'd stop tagging for you~

[Moriwen]

Wanna get up to some wishcoin-producing activities with me?

When I look at your face, I feel like this bar has a time-pausing effect...

I think it's time for us to take the next step ... do you want to start a continuity?

Is there Godspring water in this drink? Because you touched my hand and I fell in love with you.

You'd better sit down, because baby, I'm about to blurt out everything I have that remotely counts as a secret.

Hey, I just murdered your parents, and this is crazy, but I'll murder you too unless you swear eternal obedience to me.

Hey baby, wanna blow this joint and go back to my terrifying torturemountain? Just kidding, you don't actually get a choice.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't think I could cast
The Imperius on you.

Your parents raised you in a barn
You're a disobedient brat
You have sex with your brothers
Be my Valentine?

If I kidnapped you, I'd take you for a long walk in the woods.

I love you so much I'd abandon you forever while you begged me not to.

Happy Valentine's day, have a button from my shirt.

[Timepoof]

This thread is so great!!!!!
What are the last four about?

You're so good your presence reduces me to talking like grass.

Valentine, I'd let you read my mind!

My love for you makes my soul shine.

You'd be welcome in a pile of my alts!

[Moriwen]

The last four are me giving into narcissism and referencing my own threads. :P

minor spoilers and explaining-the-joke

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In never tell me the odds, a Jean falls in love with a Felix and decides to express this by insulting his dead parents, having him forced to apologize for disrespect, and then publicly insinuating that he has sex with his brothers. (The Felix is less than charmed.)

In one for sorrow (two for joy), a Jean kidnaps a Felix and promptly falls in love with him, which is very awkward. His ultimate confession of love involves yelling "yes! exactly! I take EVERYONE I kidnap for long walks in the woods!" at Felix.

In make long delays (the second Jean-and-Felix-on-the-Path thread), a Jean decides that he makes his Felix unhappy and solves this by, uh, abandoning him forever while the Felix cries and begs him on his knees to stay.

In they may say I'm a dreamer (the second Jean-and-Felix-in-WWII thread), a Jean who's alienated his Felix and is heartbroken over it decides that the expression of ultimate devotion would be to give him a button from his shirt. (It then comes out that this is the button where he keeps his concealed suicide pill in case he's ever captured and tortured again, and the gift was intended as a melodramatic symbolic way of saying 'my life is in your hands.')

[Timepoof]

I should have gotten the first three, turns out. For some reason I didn't.