Quotables!

[jalapeno_dude]

Fairy orders are very terrible world-design, you know.

Now I'm just imagining Eru as J.R.R. Tolkien being compelled to change his Middle-earth headcanons. Shrugging and changing the way oaths work, frowning a little bit when the swan ships come back, working his way up to being mildly annoyed at the existence of fairies, then on second thought freaking out about the swan ships when he realizes he'll have to retcon the timeline.

[jalapeno_dude]

Eleven years after the first sunrise of Middle-earth, Elves enrich uranium.

Best sentence.

(This seems apropos)

[pedromvilar]

Eru you are full of shit.

[Moriwen]

Teeth (a Theo/Tyler) re: poofs:

"is this a fucking demon, oh my god, it's so small"

[Kappa]

(7:00:07 PM) Diaeresis: most people go their whole lives without kinkshaming any apples

[Nemo]

I blinked and misread that as "most people go their whole lives without kinslaying any apples," which is...also true by most standards.

[DanielH]

The original is mostly true too, but people have probably at least tried to kinkshame Siri.

[MaggieoftheOwls]

I misread it the same way!

[jalapeno_dude]

A facility with a healthy quantity of deadly neurotoxin is a happy facility!

(here)

[ErinFlight]

"Do you want to throw your Anti-Christ at my Werewolf Messiah"
Jarnvindr to Moriwen