Squee!

[Timepoof]

"It told me to turn around, but it couldn't come up with a single persuasive argument for why I should. Then it tried torture, and it turns out I don't find that very persuasive either. Maybe I should make suggestions. Like, next time they want me to do something, they could offer me a bath. I'd walk quite a long way if I expected a bath at the end of it." XD

[MaggieoftheOwls]

Which one was that one from?

[Ezra]

this is the road to ruin (Kappa's Stalas on Moriwen's Path)

[Unbitwise]

A MATTRESS STORE!

[DanielH]

(yeah that happens if you turn into a vampire)

(Especially with Kappa in thread; I assume this is the same store where Mark and Ari went)

[Timepoof]

:D :D :D

[jalapeno_dude]

Elves! Elves developing nuclear weapons! Elves explaining proteins and the periodic table! Elves developing plastic! Elves making popsicles! Elves!

:D :D :D

[futurevision]

We have a stunner, a nerve disruptor, and Mark.

Listed in increasing lethality!

[Kappa]

As I said to Alicorn, it amuses me how Miles, who is also a combat-trained vampire, considers himself a rounding error next to Mark.

[Unbitwise]

(yay more sisters)