Make My Characters Talk To Each Other

[DanielH]

@MaggieoftheOwls And male, which is just a bit less wrong than cissexual (maybe a bit worse with Teah than other jokers, because he said he didn’t have a gender instead of being jokergendered), but still not exactly right. I would have pointed that out but decided that @fuckno meant that Teah propped up the cisheteropatriarchy, not that he was necessarily all the parts of it.

While indexing the undone requests here, I came up with some other requests. I’ll post those now and then the index of everything in the next post.

Alicorn:
@sixseeds and Ahin, because he might be interested in outworld potions
@sixseeds and anyCricket, because @sixseeds likes cats (but probably not Cricket, I’m guessing)
@thinkofthechildren and Linyabel, because the latter is working on uploading research
Aslan and Angela, inspired by the Eve and Angela conversation. I make no request either way about whether it be the same Angela as that conversation.
Bar and Demon Cam

Alicorn/Kappa:
Aslan and Teah
Unnael the Recordkeeper and Simon Illyan (mentioned earlier but not explicitly requested)

Kappa:
Miles and Petaal, because I like being a cosmic force)
Angel!Toni and SolarisStyle!Tony (followup to not doing Angel!Toni and Jarvis)
Sivuari and Vio
Teah and Vio

[DanielH]

As far as I can tell, this is an index of all the requests which were not responded to positively or negatively, with links to where they were requested. I could have missed a request, a conversation, or a refusal to do a conversation.

Aestrix/Kappa

• Kas/Petaal + Cypress
  Aelare + Prime [Presumably this means the Joker and not the probably-nonexistant deity…]
• Teah and pre-Peal Epilogue Zev
  Teah and Edarial
  Teah and Rae

Alicorn/Kappa

• Harriet and Harley
• Aar Bite-My-Face and Alice-from-before-Stella's-arrival
• Sandy and @bark-is-worse
  Anna and @bark-is-worse
  Alice Whistle and @bark-is-worse

Alicorn/Marri
Jennasus and heartsandhooves

AndaisQ
Original!Ari + Buffyverse!Ari

AndaisQ/Kappa
Aianon + Original!Ari
Aianon + Harry Dresden
Aianon + Dresdenverse!Leo
Celo + Original!Ari


Alicorn/Adelene
(note: Adelene did not explicitly comment on participation)
Lurker and Splay

[Kappa]

Miles and Petaal
~
Petaal: "Do I qualify as a naked Joker?"
Miles: "No, on the grounds that you are currently a large snake."
Petaal: "Wanna hug?"
Miles: "No, on the grounds that you are currently a large snake."
Petaal: *becomes chinchilla*
Miles: "...okay, I will pet you."
Petaal: ^_^
~

Angel Tony and... what sort of Tony?

Sivuari and Vio disqualified on the grounds that this will happen someday in pixiethreads and I don't want to get my brain set on it happening a particular way.

Teah and Vio
~
Vio: *wishes he had, like, ALL the landscape types*
Teah: *investigates* *bestows like two dozen more divinities*
Vio: "....." *wishes Eala had all the landscape types*
Teah: *bestows*
Eala: "Viokai, what just happened?"
Vio: "I have no idea, but it was AWESOME."
~

[Alicorn]

Ahin: "Wow. That's so illegal here you have no idea."

@sixseeds: "What, even for personal use on oneself?"

Ahin: "Yep. Bright line. To keep my license I have to swear under lie detection I'm not touching the sort of stuff you brew every week."

@sixseeds: "What kind of totalitarians run your country?"

Ahin: "...Wizards, mostly."

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@sixseeds: "Oh, lookit you, you're fluffy."

Cricket: "Yes I am."

@sixseeds: "Can I pet you?"

Cricket: "Hmmm no."

@sixseeds: "...oh."

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@thinkofthechildren: "Disgusting. Actively seeking the technology to divorce meat from itself so it can inhabit what rightfully belongs to AIs."

Linya: "We actually don't have AIs here."

@thinkofthechildren: "It's the principle of the thing."

Linya: "It's the bizarrely encoded disgust reaction of the thing, I think, and I'm going to ignore you."

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Angela: "I've been through this rigmarole before."

Aslan: "I am not, as you can see, a spaceship."

Angela: "Sure. You're better at some aspects of the presentation. But the world still doesn't look like a decent god has been running the place since creation began, which means you're either a poor god or not one at all or lying about how long you've been in place."

Aslan: "Or that your judgment is clouded."

Angela: "If it takes clouding to object to some of what goes on during your watch, you won't catch me singing for sunshine anytime soon."

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Bar and Demon Cam have interacted in the sandbox where a ton of elementals got stole.

[DanielH]

Solaris is the Resplendence world where Jarvis summons Cam and Traumadana. A SolarisStyle!Tony would be one who lives in that kind of world. Presumably this would be identical to a LakeOfSkyStyle!Tony but comes with the additional suggestion of how they might meet.

Other comments from indexing:
Who is Eypa? I can’t remember the character even after their conversation with Meow. So far my only guess is the ancestor of some Elcenian species, which doesn’t seem likely

Re: Lost Pen and Korulen, would I be correct that somebody competent couldn’t actually put her back on the grounds that she isn’t native, and that even if they could it would be temporary? Presumably, unless I’m wrong on both counts, the somebody competent would summon a one Mommy to do it, though.

Mial has no desire to make the unique green-group uncomfortable with his presence.

Is that out of a desire for self-preservation or out of a desire to not be excessively rude to lizards who prefer to just ignore him?

Alicorn refused to have a Lost Pen and any pre-Radiance characters interact for timeline reasons. Since worlds are duplicated, though, couldn’t she interact with a different pre-Radiance world? Two Lost Pens imply two peals; a pre-Radiance Golden or Edward does not imply a whole other peal.

Could Bells become straight-with-exception by meeting alternate-gendered alts of their non-crush?

[Alicorn]

We are officially not doing Lurker+Splay.

Eypa is from Sendaway.

It depends on how Pen got there and whether anyone thinks of resetting her homeworld, but summoning a one Mommy would certainly work.

I don't want to duplicate Aurum like that.

I don't understand the question.

[Alicorn]

Fet: "Do you want to comment on the factors that led you to prostitution?"

Alice: "Seemed like fun. Also, money."

Fet: "Do you think that improved sex education would have been able to steer you away?"

Alice: "Not fuckin' likely."

Fet: "Hmm, why is that?"

Alice: "Why WOULD it?"

Fet: "Information about the risks?"

Alice: "Believe me, I knew the risks."

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Harriet: "…So you were kidnapped as a child from another dimension and raised by a magical princess and there's a werewolf in magical eternal love with you and you have spent time in. the. sun."

Harley: "Yeah?"

Harriet: "What a genre-mixing fiasco of a tortured Gary Stu you'd be if you were a protagonist in a novel."

Harley: "...I mean, sure. That happens when people are real."

Harriet: "Not where I'm from it doesn't!"

Harley: "You've never met anybody who'd make a really bad book?"

Harriet: "I've met people who'd make boring books. I haven't met anyone who'd make weird crossover romance novel darkfic."

Harley: "Well, sure. Your literary analysis of my life is kinda hilarious."

Harriet: "I'm glad it amuses you."

Harley: "If I'd been somebody else I could've been the kind of person who'd be offended about it, but I am in fact really, really not!"

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Turns out nobody named has anything to say to @bark-is-worse.

[Kappa]

Mial doesn't want to make the unique green-group uncomfortable because that sounds like a great way to get himself mind-blasted in some horrifying way. (He'd totally get in her face if she got in his first, because he's still Mial, but he won't start shit and he won't force her to interact with him.)

[DanielH]

One of the conversations—I don’t have the link anymore—has Shell Bell talk about how Silverlight probably won’t want to become straight with an exception. I can certainly understand why she wouldn’t want to use Shell Bell’s method. However, it seems like she might be willing to try to develop an exception if she could do it without the help of a love potion. I was wondering if Silverlight encountering a male alt of Karen could help with developing an exception for the Karen she knew. I expect the answer is “no”, but I thought it might help.

Now that I write that out more, though, I’m wondering if a Bell could develop an exception if they met the exact same person as the other gender. Could, say, Stella become straight-with-exception if Alice started hanging out as a woman more often?

EDIT: This was a placeholder message because my computer was being weird

[Alicorn]

Meeting a male Karen would not help.

Stella could get slightly flexible but would still be slightly less bisexual than, say, Dreamer.

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Jennasus: "OOH. New pegasus! Hiiii. You're brightly colored, huh?"

@hearts-and-hooves: "…not unusually so. you're. very tall."

Jennasus: "I mean. Yes! I totally am! But I thiiink you mean more generally. Are there more pegasi like you? Do they all look like you? You're so little and cute!"

@hearts-and-hooves: "I'm a normal pony size. You're even taller than Princess Celestia."

Jennasus: "There's a princess pegasus!? We have a princess? DETAILS PLEASE."

@hearts-and-hooves: "She's an alicorn, not a pegasus!"

Jennasus: "...er, isn't that a horn? She's a horn?"

@hearts-and-hooves: "She's a pony with the traits of an earth pony, a pegasus, and a unicorn all in one."

Jennasus: "Ooookay? Where I'm from unicorns are fairy tales and ponies aren't people, soooo. What."

@hearts-and-hooves: "…you're a pegasus, aren't you? Just a very tall one."

Jennasus: "I'm very a pegasus! See, me, being all horsey and feathered?"

@hearts-and-hooves: "…so when you say ponies aren't people, uh, what?"

Jennasus: "I'm not being racist or anything, I'm not like getting in the middle of that big 'are dragons or sphinxes better' crazy, ponies are literally not people, they cannot talk or think complex thoughts or anything? They are animals? They are smarter than like... beetles, but they are not critters, I know me my intelligent creatures."

@hearts-and-hooves: "I'm a pony! You're a - giant pony!"

Jennasus: "Is this a language thing? I feel like maybe this is a language thing. I'm not a pony, I'm a pegasus!"

@hearts-and-hooves: "Pegasi are a kind of pony!"

Jennasus: "Orrr a pony is a small horse, and a pegasus is a magical flying horse, and they are only sorta the same if you squint and pretend the wings are gone?"

@hearts-and-hooves: "Having wings has nothing to do with whether we're people! I can't believe you'd say earth ponies aren't people!"

Jennasus: "You remember the part where unicorns don't exist? Maybe? Seriously, please, work with me, I'm sure your ponies are people if you say they are but mine are actually not. Dragons, sphinxes, fauns, centaurs, whatever, sure. Horses, dogs, cats, dolphins? Smart, not people."

@hearts-and-hooves: "Unicorns exist! They live in my town, along with other pegasi and earth ponies."

Jennasus: "But they aren't the saaaaame. You are from a place where unicorns exist and ponies are people. I am not! Where I am from unicorns are myths and pegasi are my size and reasonably colored!"

@hearts-and-hooves: "Excuse you, there is nothing unreasonable about our coloring."

Jennasus: "I mean, my sister would love your color. Points for style, you look fabulous, but it is waay not a naturally occurring thing where I'm from."

@hearts-and-hooves: "It is for us. Entirely normal."

Jennasus: "So there are more colors? I mean, others like you with different bright colors? Can they come meet my family, my family will _love the colors so hard_."

@hearts-and-hooves: "…There are many colors, variously bright, and maybe."

Jennasus: "MINI-MES, COME SAY HELLO."

*flock of pegasi ensues *

@hearts-and-hooves: *gets along pretty well with children*