Make My Characters Talk To Each Other

[Kappa]

Ahahahaha...

Leaf and Superluminal Miles omitted because I don't have an adult voice for Superluminal Miles yet and the five-year-old version is pretty tenuous and also unspoiled about the thing.

Phaeton Sherlock and Vampire Mark
~
Sherlock: "You're interesting."
Mark: "You're fun."
Sherlock: "Let's make out and then have fantastic adventures."
Mark: "No murder."
Sherlock: "Deal."
~

[DanielH]

@hearts-and-hooves and Clarity

Cymbeline and @borneveryminute

Somebody at @aala-official and Iobel

EDIT: I’ve been trying to think of a pairing like this since you started the thread: Maggie and @theycallthembubblers

Edit 2: typo

[Alicorn]

@hearts-and-hooves: "You're friends with a dragon?"

Clarity: "Yep."

@hearts-and-hooves: "That doesn't seem very responsible. Dragons should live outside the borders of Equestria where when their instincts eventually take over they won't hurt anyone."

Clarity: "...Guess who I'm not friends with."

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Cymbeline: "...hi."

@borneveryminute: "Didn't anybody ever tell you it's not polite to stare? Where were you raised, rural Arizona?"

Cymbeline: "...nnnno, but I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead."

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@aala-official: "...None of our advice applies in your jurisdiction."

Iobel: "I should hope not. What an awkwardly worded, inconsistently enforceable decree that other queen wrote up."

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Maggie: "You don't smell quite ordinary."

@theycallthembubblers: "HOW STRANGE HAHA BYE"

[Bluelantern]

Jake + @bark-is-worse

Allirea + Ette

[DanielH]

Anthusiasm:
Cara the Watcher and the Fortunomancer

I already asked about Jake and @bark-is-worse, but I suppose they can have more than one conversation if Alicorn wants.

Alicorn:
@knock-knock and Sarion
Edward and @fucknodisparateimpact

Kappa: Liselen and Quickbright

[Kappa]

Liselen and Quickbright
~
Quickbright: "What's it like being a unicorn? Do you recommend it?"
Liselen: "Not especially; I think being a spirit is probably more comfortable and interesting on a lot of levels."
Quickbright: "Oh."
Liselen: "I bet you've never gotten seasick."
Quickbright: "You're right, I haven't!"
Liselen: *sighs enviously*
~

[Alicorn]

Jake has already interacted with @bark-is-worse

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Etty: "...Don't eat the swans."

Allirea: "Very well."

Etty: "I can ignore you if you want, apart from that."

Allirea: "Yes."

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@knock-knock: "Hello! Want some lemonade?"

Sarion: "...I would be pleased to accept some lemonade."

@knock-knock: "Oh, how culturally insensitive of me."

Sarion: "It is no real trouble."

@knock-knock: "That's very gracious of you to say."

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@fucknodisparateimpact: "I just don't think that you've seriously evaluated the implications of accepting even a figurehead position of power and the assumption that you're faithfully conveying your empress wife's instructions while simultaneously continuing to wield your many privileges - including lookist and ageist privilege unaccompanied by the usual expiration date."

Edward: "I really don't want to talk to you."

[Tamien]

Reading through the thread, I was like "these are all so great! it's too bad I can't think of any to suggest though" ...aaand then I actually sat down to try to think of ones to suggest and well uh. I ended up having to cut myself off because the list was getting kindof unwieldy. Feel free to pick and choose :P

@Alicorn
David and Kheeeahh
Elspeth and Oris
lost!Pen and Niomah
lost!Pen and Ivan
Addy and ... honestly literally anyone with tasty powers from any short story hmmm ... heck let's go with David again
Addy and @theycallthembubblers
Megan and Mercy
@thinkofthechildren and Lyle
@holiestblood and Leekath
Shula and @sixseeds
Chelsa and Keo
Chelsea and Wiar
Ivan and Zeus

@Alicorn and Kappa
Zinc and Celo
Mallyn and whichever of the Stevens is most likely to actually *talk* to someone
Tiny!Mark and (preferably Tiny!)Chelsea
Trouble and Talyn
Rayne and Hallai
Matilda and Unnael
Cordelia and Renee
Teah and Trinket
lost!Pen and Miles

@Alicorn and Aestrix
Sanuar and Edarial
@sixseeds and Prime

@kappa
Tiny!Sherlock and a Giles-stage!Kingfisher
Miss Honey and a tiny!Steven

[Kappa]

Tiny Sherlock and Giles disqualified on the grounds that hell if I know what tiny Sherlocks are like.

Miss Honey and a Small Steven
~
Miss Honey: "How is your first day of school?"
Steven: *shyly* "It's nice. You're a nice teacher."
Miss Honey: "Thank you. I do my very best."
Steven: "That's good."
~

[Alicorn]

Prime: "... When I was younger, I had a very large number of people attempt to drug me in order to make me fall in love with them. Not for me_, but for the sake of having _children with me."

@sixseeds: "That's a terrible reason."

Prime: "Yes. But I would have also resented if someone had done it to get me to fall in love with them, especially after putting up with all of that."

@sixseeds: "A lot of people feel that way, but taking it to a position of absolute no-potions-without-consent-rigmarole seems heartless and selfish to me, and I'm speaking as somebody who got dosed."

Prime: "I think it's not love if you don't respect your partner's preferences to not be drugged."

@sixseeds: "I think playing with the definition of love like that is disingenuous. People love their pets and forcefeed them medicine. People love their kids and make them get shots. My girlfriend loved me and did not have the nerve to do anything but what she did or go forever without me and I don't wish she'd picked the second thing!"

Prime: "Pets and kids require those for healthy living. I do not particularly require a love potion to have a happy life. I am glad that you're happy that she used the love potion on you, but many would not be, for example, myself."

@sixseeds: "Then it kind of comes down to how many of you there are and how many of me there are, and as far as I can tell no one is even trying to answer that question seriously when they could make it about their principles that would have left her miserable and me lonesome."

Prime: "... I shall agree to disagree. I think there is more harm in letting people drug those they profess to love without their knowledge than there is in letting some people pine, or be lonesome."

@sixseeds: "Yeah, I, uh, would have gotten those details from the phrase 'agree to disagree', pretty sure you weren't about to claim there were square circles."

Prime: "Ah, forgive me, explaining my reasoning is a habit I picked up from people not understanding the definition of the word 'No'."

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Edarial: "... If you would like asylum from your home, I can provide you and your girlfriends - girl and boyfriends? - a safe place to live in Marlatia. Preferably for magical services, but... I mean, that's negotiable."

Sanuar: "…I usually just say girlfriends. Or think it, anyway. And. Maybe? I'm not very good at magical services yet though."

Edarial: "That's okay. It's more of a bonus than a reason. I just. It... Seems a shame that you've found happiness and it keeps. Getting screwed up by whatever idiots set the rules before you."

Sanuar: "...yeah."

Edarial: "... Yeah." awkward face*