Make My Characters Talk To Each Other

[Alicorn]

Mercy: "I've never in real life had a biological substrate."

@thinkofthechildren: "...mmhm."

Mercy: "But I consider myself human and in the same reference class as uploads with biological origins, and even if I thought I fundamentally differed from them I would still be glad to share silicon with them."

@thinkofthechildren: "You're only living in the right substrate by coincidence and your politics disgust me."

Mercy: "Well, I respect your right to believe as you like but I think serious thought applied to these matters will tend to yield a philosophy of friendly coexistence."

@thinkofthechildren: "Don't patronize me."

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Meow: "A COWBIRD has been leaving her eggs in MY NEST and killing MY BABIES when I won't raise hers!"

Rhysel: "... would you like a ward around your nest? I can make a magic ward around your nest."

Meow: "Yes. Thank you. You are very nice."

Rhysel: ^_^

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Meow: "All of the birds in the world have been turned into people. It's very confusing."

Eypa: "Only occasional birds become people where I am from. It makes things a bit awkward with the family but fortunately they cannot write me reproachful letters if I do not visit them holidays."

Meow: "I would want my babies to visit me on holidays BUT THEY ARE ALL DEAD."

Eypa: "See, this sort of thing is why I don't often spend time with other person birds."

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I already did Niomah and Ivan.

[Kappa]

(alicorn i love you so much)

Niomah Mihi and Bel Thorne

Tekaal Kithen and Promise (first example I could think of for 'he has no hope of finding a surname-equivalent to address them by', seemed potentially fun on other grounds)

Niomah Mihi and Finnah

Shula and Hallai

[Marri]

This is incredibly adorable! I am so pleased! Orawne-or-Millicent and Glass?

I'm not sure an actual conversation would be worthwhile, but I'm now curious if people infected with the thing in Muse would find haut acceptably pretty.

Also, I don't have all thaaat many characters but I'll donate characters if people would like.

[Kappa]

Yes, I donate all purples to the cause although I expect my brain to flake out on them occasionally.

[Bluelantern]

Okay, just one go before sleep

Cam and Revelation

Cam and Ivan

Aegis and Arceu!Renée

[Kappa]

Deathsbane Alcessa and Juliet

[Alicorn]

Bel: "Ah, there's that 'what gender is that fetching officer' look."

Niomah: "Is a common look, then?"

Bel: "Rather."

Niomah: "My priceless artwork changes day to day, cannot predict her. Are you always the one thing?"

Bel: "Yep. Well, underneath. I'll twiddle the outfit and makeup and posture depending on who I'm talking to."

Niomah: "Who you want to be so curious about anything under your outfit?"

Bel: "Yeah, you got me."

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Tekaal: "...and how are you addressed?"

Promise: "My nickname is Promise."

Tekaal: "...Do you object if I prepend this with 'Aaral'?"

Promise: "No, not especially."

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Finnah: "Pineapple crystal?"

Niomah: "Oh, many thanks."

Finnah: "Made it myself."

Niomah: "Oh, do tell? Less spending money for presents for boyfriends than would like, prefer making things."

Finnah: "Mmkay, you take a pineapple -"

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Hallai: "- and then he left me."

Shula: "He came back last time, didn't he?"

Hallai: "He means it this time, he's worried that I'd, I don't know, do something to kids if we had them."

Shula: "...yeah, that might be irrecoverable."

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Orawne: "And six earwigs."

Glass: "By rights that potion shouldn't work. I mean, different magic systems, but earwigs?"

Orawne: "You can substitute silverfish."

Glass: "THAT ought to make it congeal. I need some introductory textbooks..."

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The Entire Population of Muse: *falls to their knees in relieved delight*

The Haut: "...whatever is wrong with these people quarantine it fucking NOW."

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Cooper: "...snazzy tail."

Revelation: "Good for balance."

Cooper: "I'll bet."

Revelation: "If you want one you can have one, although you'll want to be sure, since it won't heal clean if you saw it off."

Cooper: "Pass."

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Ivan: "Where did you get a pet hawk?"

Cooper: "She's my soul-notebook."

Ivan: "..."

Cooper: "Your soul would be..." *wish* "Samoyed. Cute."

Ivan: "...awwww."

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Aegis: "That's a weird bird."

Renée: "My Taillow?"

Aegis: "Yeah, it's way too big to be a songbird but it's shaped like one."

Renée: "...huh?"

Aegis: "Anyway.

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Juliet: "Neat sword. Is it magic?"

Alcessa: "Yes! One of my relatives enchants them so that our family can kill deaths."

Juliet: "Kill deaths. Huh. That's straightforward."

Alcessa: "Yes."

Juliet: "And there's just the one thing to kill?"

Alcessa: "Well, there's kinds, but basically, yes."

[anthusiasm]

@Alicorn
Aegis and Helen Swansea

Shell Bell and Satin

@Marri
Myth!Vivian and Smol!Lumos!Vivian

Erica and Griffinmarsh!Emma

@Kappa
Voice and Fire

Simon Illyan and Libby

Dao and Chainsaw

#cantstopwontstop

[BlueSkySprite]

Jane and @thinkofthechildren

[Alicorn]

Aegis: "...Time travel."

Helen: "Yeah, that's what he said. And then Dad pulled it off, so -"

Aegis: "No, like, do you have any idea how dangerous that is, I've deployed the Little Doctor in combat and I wouldn't fuck with time travel like that."

Helen: "I'll say it's dangerous. Got that one guy nipped in the head."

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I'm totally drawing a blank on who Satin is.

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@thinkofthechildren: "Cannibal."

Jane: "And yet you're getting on my case about it. No one programmed you a self-preservation instinct?"

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@thinkofthechildren and Jarvis will have to wait until kappa is awake again to supply the other end.