Let's Write a Story Together, One Sentence at a Time!

[Alicorn]

Albeit cunningly disguised - who knew that a little hairspray and a trenchoat could effectively conceal such evil?

[jalapeno_dude]

I could have avoided all the travails to come if only I had possessed a reliable and foolproof fairy-detecting device--alas, at that time the technology had not yet been developed.

(This thread seems like an *extremely* good mechanism for generating "sentences which have never been said before"...)

[Lambda]

(That lack was, I later discovered, not coincidental.)

[Thatwasademo]

The fairy mastermind who has frustrated me so had been stopping research that could lead to fairy-detecting devices.

[jalapeno_dude]

You, dear reader, are fortunate enough to live in a happier time, where the technology to forever fend of the fey menace can now be made available to the general public for a nominal fee.

[DanielH]

Let’s see if we can restart this…

However, you will never guess how this technology came to exist so cheaply.

[Yadal]

Trust me, the story of my tiger is getting to that.

[Eva]

For, it turns out, my tiger's youthful energy was readily applied to science, once it had once again discovered where I kept the chemicals.

[DanielH]

At first, it just wanted to protect its friend from being dissolved.

[Timepoof]

But then my tiger found a wonderful book.