Blurbs: Evil? Discuss.

[Alicorn]

I hate writing blurbs.

Do you want to write blurbs for me?

Anything that is not yet on my author page is probably waiting for a blurb.

By offering me a blurb you give me permission to use it either as-is or after any amount of folding spindling and mutilating, blurb at your own risk, do not blurb if you have ever crossed state lines with pregnant charismatic megafauna under the influence of imported cheese on a leap day during the Eisenhower administration.

[PlainDealingVillain]

Had they even invented charismatic megafauna yet during the Eisenhower administration?

Possible blurb for Tower: Initiates are given an odd final task by their mysterious guide.

[Bluelantern]

I cant properly look right now but I am tempted to /steal/ something from a dating site and adapt it to DivineMatch parameters.

This is probably too corny but how about for Hubwards:

Four people in two bodies and one disastrous adventure.