Let's Write a Story Together, One Sentence at a Time!

[anthusiasm]

He was upset, but I had faith that in time, these feelings would fade, and he would realize that I was only looking out for his best interests.

(Oh look, a terrible parent. It's almost like this is being written by glowfic fans or something).

[jalapeno_dude]

If not, as I found myself emphasizing at an ever-increasing frequency as his youthful rebellion intensified, there were more cubs where he had come from.

[terribleness also intensifies]

[DanielH]

Besides, it’s not like this could permanently kill the fairy; I knew dissolving a fairy only put it out of commission for a few decades.

(EDIT: Well more than a tiger lifespan)

[pistachi0n]

I figured that by the time the fairy was schedule to come alive again, the tiger would be old and docile.

[BlueSkySprite]

And perhaps, in the time of the fairy's slow regeneration, it would become less of a delinquent.

[jalapeno_dude]

But, as the alert reader has no doubt anticipated by now, I did not formulate this plan on my own; it constituted precisely the advice which I now so bitterly regret.

[DanielH]

(Good one, after it was assumed getting a tiger was the bad advice).

The person who gave it to me had said, “The plan is foolproof; there is nothing the fairy can do about it”.

[Aestrix]

Which was wrong, of course, as the fairy proved with its charming tiger based charisma, lockpicking lessons, and then finally the device that sealed my fate.

[pistachi0n]

They also failed to inform me of the tiger's immortality.

[DanielH]

(bold please)

Of course they did; as I later discovered, “they” were the fairy.

(edit: wording)