Alicornutopia

Is it mean of me to want all of Cor's Maitimo's plans to fall apart and for him to lose everything he wants. Everyone would be so unhappy. Except Eru. Eru would probably be having a great time.

Re: you belong with me, Space!Nerdanel is there, and I don't think the Valar have any issue with her unless their dislike of her family carries over.

Do Amentan couples who have twins need to source a second credit?

Oh no

E: oh, alright.

Would Feanor have reconsidered the ship burning if someone had told him that would be the Teleri's equivalent of having his workshop destroyed and the Silmarils stolen?

Ooh, that would be a neat way to wrap her in. Her published works, but her actual self in the Arda-next-door.

"We check for Finweans and Bells by default" I'm cackling

Edit: and apparently there's an undocumented Bell since their world is still just a number.

Are orcs actually unable to get soul-married or are they just told that they can't and they never have the right expectations for it to happen?

Is Benedict Cumberbatch one of the people the internet identified as Definitely An Elf?

In the current sandbox, are daeva immune to woodmagery?