Alicornutopia

The election results.

As far as I know, Alicorn is not responsible for the results of United States federal elections.

True, but AFAIK she also isn’t primarily responsible for Ferardrin I going to the Elemental Plane of Chaos (which reminds me of this SMBC).

I’m not sure that belongs here though unless this is a self-insert fic by one of the glowficcers at least.

While there are many terrible things I might conceivably do to the world in a self-insert fic, this isn't one of them.

While I agree that this is indeed a terrible thing, this is perhaps not the place for this one in particular. Can this get moved to Misc or Off Topic so people can have available escape vectors so they don't have to think about it everywhere they go?

Ker-mod.

well, there goes my last scrap of faith in America

How about that Mars or Saturn empire? Now would be a good time to emigrate.

Hugs for everyone.

My husband doesn't finish school for five years, so we'll have to wait and see and try to help; definitely going to affect our still hypothetical child plans though :/