Alicornutopia

Name any remotely scalar value and I will arrange all threaded and notable or easily categorized future Bells from both Effulgence and Incandescence from end to end, with relevant commentary. This can be anything from "hair length" through "promiscuity" to, I dunno, "level of provocation necessary to prompt them to kill somebody while in a state of meaningful uncertainty about the afterlife".

1. "Most likely to react badly to finding out they are fictional characters in a Dreamwidth RP"
2. "Most likely to read slashfic"
3. "Most likely to write slashfic"
4. "Most likely to write self-insert fanfiction"
5. "Most likely to write X-rated self-insert fanfiction"
6. "level of provocation necessary to prompt them to kill somebody while in a state of meaningful uncertainty about the afterlife"

:p

Hair length, promiscuity and level of provocation necessary to prompt them to kill somebody while in a state of meaningful uncertainty about the afterlife. :P

introversion/extroversion
kinsey scale
ability to tolerate spicy food
typing wpm

hubris
favourite colour (on a scale of infrared - red - orange- yellow - green - blue - indigo - violet - ultraviolet)
or if they all have the same favourite colour, say "green", then on a scale of dark green to light green
shininess, if that comes in scales
handedness (I guess like the Kinsey scale, with 1 being completely left handed and right hand not working at all and 7 being completely right handed etc and 4 being perfectly ambidextrous and and 2 would be "my right hand works a little" and 3 would be "i can use them both okay but left is better" and 5 and 6 the mirror images of those
ability to tolerate social niceties

Likelyhood of eventually becoming a supervillain. As to the definition of what "supervillain" means, it is left up to a consensus of non-supervillanous Bells to decide.

Default level of nervousness (probably determined by averaging their reactions across a variety of situations, since it's hard to measure as a single value otherwise)

Oh man this thread is going to be amazing.

Uh.

I don't have a good thing, I may think of one later. I'm just gonna sit here and spectate.

Stability of current romantic relationship(s).
Ability to stand poor (inefficient, malicious, thoughtless etc) authority.
Quality of their first book if they wrote one now.

I have to say, you brought this one on yourself.

Hoo boy. I will get to these sometime today XD