Alicornutopia

Alicorn

Cody + @Bark-is-Worse
Elspeth + @Bark-is-worse

Aestrix

Avet + Prime

--Avet and Prime--

Prime: "I don't think my language spell could actually fix Draconic. I could possibly make an item that would let you hear something else instead of certain words, but..."

Avet: "No, that doesn't really solve the problem."

Prime: "I thought not. Pity."

Avet: "It's all right. Thank you for trying."

(*excited noises*)

Fortunomancer: ...and that is the story of how I ran away from home as an adolescent in order to become a member of an organization which I had, until that point, romanticized to an excessive degree.

Cara: I've been there. Coming to terms with reality isn't fun, is it?

Fortunomancer: Actually, while it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination, this particular organization is undoubtedly a global force for good. Besides, I'm in the perfect position to prevent corruption, given that my intelligence and magical prowess have earned me a high-status leadership position.

Cara: ...how's your personal life?

Fortunomancer: While I confess that most of my time is spent focusing on my work and intellectual pursuits, I have managed to maintain a number of close friendships with like-minded people.

Cara: I have never in my life hated anyone more than I hate you right now.

Fortunomancer: Does this mean that you would be opposed to setting up some sort of magic book exchange?

Cara: *sighs* No, I definitely want your books.

Zinc: *blink, blink* "Iiiii'm a legal minor."

Celo: "Literal divine edict forbids me from wearing clothes. I can go away if you want."

Zinc: "…I'm not even gonna… yeah that's probably the way to go here."

Celo: "Bye."

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Mallyn: "Um, hi."

Isten: "Hi."

Mallyn: "…You probably can't come be adopted by my mom, can you."

Isten: "Probably not. I'm going to grow up and be king, though, and it'll be okay."

Mallyn: "Okay. I hope you're good at that."

Isten: "I plan to be."

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Smol Chelsea: "Hullo. Do you want to be my friend? :D"

Smol Mark: "Dunno, you any good at murder?"

Smol Chelsea: *frown* "I don't think so. Why?"

Smol Mark: "Damn. Woulda been useful."

Smol Chelsea: "How come?"

Smol Mark: "Got somebody I want killed, why else?"

Smol Chelsea: "I dunno, nobody ever asked me if I was good at murder, before."

Smol Mark: "Anyway, I better get back before they figure out I'm gone."

Smol Chelsea: *solemn nod*

Smol Mark: "Bye."

Smol Chelsea: "Bye. I hope you make a friend who can do your murder for you!"

Smol Mark: "Thanks! I hope you make a friend less creepy and weird than me!"

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Talyn: "Hey. How goes?"

Trouble: "Oh, y'know, pretty good. You?"

Talyn: "Doing okay except for being perpetually angry at the people who colonized my country and the fact that my fiancée's too entrenched in national politics to leave."

Trouble: "That sounds like it sucks. Wish I could help."

Talyn: "Yeah. Oh well."

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Rayne: "...and he's still with the Watcher's Council and I'd wager he hasn't had any fun in twenty years. I swear, sometimes I consider just calling up a vengeance demon and having her wish him back to me..."

Hallai: "You can do that? I mean, that's a thing?"

Rayne: "Oh, yeah, absolutely. I can get you a line to the demon Anyanka, very appropriate to your situation, she just wouldn't help me on account of I'm a man."

Hallai: "What a weird client selection filter. Is there anyone you'd like set on fire or empathically blasted, quid pro quo, or is that not the sort of thing that will help?"

Rayne: "Well, not with _this_, but I'll keep it in mind for future occasions, yeah?"

Hallai: "Sure, if this works I'll owe you one."

Rayne: "Here, let me just jot down Anyanka's summoning ritual for you..."

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Matilda: "What's it mean exactly to be the Recordkeeper, please?"

Unnael: "It means that my domain, powers, and concerns are about the storage of information."

Matilda: "Do you read a lot of books, then? I like books."

Unnael: "It is something of a wrong question to ask whether I 'read' books, but I, too, like them."

Matilda: "What do you mean by a wrong question?"

Unnael: "Do colorless green ideas sleep furiously? Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

Matilda: [puzzles over this for a bit] "...I'm not sure that's the same sort of thing, exactly. If you don't read books the same way I would but you do something else with them instead, you could just say."

Unnael: "I do not take actions with respect to books."

Matilda: "Hmm. Do you - be things with them, then?"

Unnael: "It is not the most readily explained phenomenon."

Matilda: "Those are usually the most interesting kinds."

Unnael: "But as befits a goddess of written record, I typically do not explain it in conversation."

Matilda: "...Are there books about you? Can I read them?"

Unnael: "There are, and you may."

Matilda: :D!

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Ren: "You have a May of your own! In space! How ever did that happen?"

Cordelia: "A very good question I have not yet been able to answer."

Ren: "Well, look after her, although I'm sure you were already planning on it."

Cordelia: "Of course. Any tips?"

Ren: "Don't read her notes… take her very seriously. She has a sense of humor, but she doesn't like it when someone else's intrudes on something she's trying to handle solemnly."

Cordelia: "Understood."

Ren: "She's very bright, you know."

Cordelia: [smiles] "I'd picked up on that."

Ren: :)

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Trinket: *vaguely wishes to be allowed to go to sleep*

Teah: *catches this prayer* *investigates* "..." *investigates this world* "..." *eradicates vassalization as a thing* *sweeps up trinket and aways her to a safe and cozy place for sleeping and tucks her in* "Goodnight."

Trinket: ".....zzzzzzz"

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Lost Pen and Miles is a good enough idea that it is now being reserved for an Actual Sandbox, to be started when it is not imminently kappa's bedtime.

Tamien's ridiculously long list of requests has been condensed with her kind permission.

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Elspeth: "..."

Oris: "...what are you."

Elspeth: *sigh* "I'm a half-vampire, half-human, magical princess -"

Oris: "EEEEK"

Elspeth: *sigh*

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Niomah: "Oh goodness, feather child."

Pen: "...Am Pen."

Niomah: "That is your name, not some kind of feather child called 'pens'?"

Pen: "Name Pen, kind angel."

Niomah: "Aha."

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Ivan: "Hooooly... uh... ravioli."

Pen: *headtilt* "Ravioli?"

Ivan: "...it's a kind of pasta!"

Pen: "Oh. Pasta is nice. ...Am hungry."

Ivan: "If you will... stay right there and make sure nobody sees you... I will bring you some pasta and someone more coherent than me."

Pen: "Okay."

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David: "..."

Addy: *sidles closer*

David: "I'm ahahahaha actually just crazy >.>"

Addy: "Really."

David: "Yep nothing to see here -"

Addy: "I don't believe you." *boop*

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Mercy: "Oh, oh no -"

Megan: "Oh no?"

Mercy: "You can't be that little, not in silico -"

Megan: "...Why not?"

Mercy: "Are you not really six?"

Megan: "I am really six. Sort of mostly? Kind of. I'm six."

Mercy: "Oh no -"

Megan: "It's okay, Kim said."

Mercy: *frets*

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@holiestblood: *makes an attempt on Leekath's life*

Leekath: *nopes it*

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Chelsea: "Oh - oh -"

Wiar: "...go ahead."

Chelsea: *snuggle*

Wiar: *pet pet*

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Ivan: "So... you're a werewolf."

Zeus: "Yup."

Ivan: "Okay."

Zeus: "It's not that weird, dude."

Ivan: "I said nothing."

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Cody: "Do you have, like, extra bite strength, on top of the toughness?"

@bark-is-worse: "No, not really."

Cody: "You probably couldn't break my skin, then. ...I could bite you. No idea what would happen."

@bark-is-worse: "Sooner not experiment."

Cody: "Legit."

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Elspeth: "Turning into a vampire would actually override your current condition."

@bark-is-worse: "...I'll keep that in mind."

Revelation and Korulen, because that can’t become a full thread
Addy and Butterfly, because they both want to touch each other
Mercy and Nuan

Revelation: "Well, this is mildly inconvenient."

Korulen: "I'm glad you're not mad at me."

Revelation: "Mad at you, nothing, be glad you aren't finding out how wards hold up against black holes."

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Butterfly: "This is so fucking Faustian." *handshake*

Addy: "Nope, you're not tasteable."

Butterfly: "You're not acquireable."

Addy: "Well, I can bite you anyway if you like, since you're such a good sport."

Butterfly: "Do it."

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Nuan: "Are you related to me?"

Mercy: "That's currently extratextually ambiguous."

Nuan: "That makes any conversation we could have sort of farcical since in any context where we'd meet we'd certainly have this information."

Finnah and Niomah
Kaylo and Cam's Book!Daemon
Elspeth and Aziel

Oh, I was just assuming they either weren’t related or were distantly-enough related that nobody cared.

And, I thought of one for Kappa: Trouble and Petaal

Finnah: "Hey. Maple drop?"

Niomah: "Oh, how kind, yes thank you."

Finnah: "No problem. ...So, you have a girlfriend, right? And also a boyfriend."

Niomah: "Oh how kind no thank you."

Finnah: "Just checking."

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Kaylo: "You're confusing."

Grace: "I'm an unprecedented intersection between two magic systems, yes, but I don't really want to talk to you."

Kaylo: "But I have to figure you out."

Grace: "Apply to my human."

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Aziel: "How odd. You have almost a miniature godly presence."

Elspeth: "I've never been told that before."

Aziel: "It is amplified when you make statements."

Elspeth: "That part I knew."