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Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:28 pm
by Alicorn
Pronouns, please, boys girls and miscellaneous. There is a profile field for it. If you can't remember, everyone should gracefully accept singular "they".
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:29 pm
by michaelblume
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:56 pm
by Aestrix
Har har. Rub salt in the wound, why don't you, michaelblume :P
Because I have failed multiple days in a row to write up my night plans, let me just post my previous night plans/actions here because I am a twit and I need to stop forgetting this important thing.
Same code as my other night plans/occurrences, or lack thereof.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:05 pm
by DanielH
Ok, I now am much less confident Aestrix has night actions available.
On a related note, most (maybe not all) of my keys are 4096-bit. This way, you can’t know until I reveal the key that my message could fit into 128 bytes with room for randomness to prevent known-plaintext attacks. Fitting three night summaries into 128 bytes like that makes me think you don’t actually do much at night.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:28 pm
by Aestrix
I wasn't aware you were confident that I had night actions available!
I do take a certain joy in confusing the issue, though. It's possible you're right and I don't do very much. But it's also possible that I used abbreviations and didn't explain my reasonings behind my actions, just the actions themselves. You are, alas, not going to actually pin me down based on that.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:29 pm
by DanielH
Confident is the wrong word. I thought you probably had night actions; now I’m unsure.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:31 pm
by Aestrix
Hehehe. Yes, that is the point.
Happy to be of service! As a person with night actions, or target practice for people of a nasty disposition.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:50 pm
by Alicorn
Vote tally:
DanielH: 7 (Aestrix, Alphabeta, jalapeno_dude, michaelblume, no.head.chicken, Paradox, tau)
Alphabeta: 2 (DanielH, Shoal, pistachi0n, thatwasademo)
Non-voters: BlueSkySprite, kuuskytkolme, Ozymandias
YOU COME FOR DANIELH WITH YOUR TEETH BARED, THEN THINK BETTER OF IT, CLOSE YOUR DAMN FOOL MOUTHS, AND USE TOOLS BETTER SUITED FOR DEATH THAN ARE OMNIVORE PRIMATE DENTITION. He is defenseless! He falls! He bleeds! HE TWITCHES HORRIBLY. Wow. That's disturbing. HE DIES.
The mortician finds the SD card that DanielH EMBEDDED IN HIS AORTA FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON WHAT THE HELL DUDE HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE ~CLOUD~. When it is read, it reveals a WILL:
Why couldn’t we all just get along? If we’d all been friends, this ordeal would have been easier. In fact, there would have been no ordeal: nobody would have murdered their friend Cricket.
THAT SHOULD MAKE IT PRETTY BLOODY OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS CHELSEA, SHOULDN'T IT? In case that wasn't clear YOU CUT DOWN A SAPLING, BECAUSE YOUR SHARP OBJECTS HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH EXERCISE TODAY, and divine from the pattern of its rings that YEP TOTALLY CHELSEA, AFFILIATION: CULT, EVEN A BADLY COORDINATED MOB WILL KILL SCUM TWICE A DAY. I MEAN. ONE TIME. ON DAY FIVE. Congratulations! *confetti*
THE MOON RISES. THE SUN MELTS AGAINST THE HORIZON LIKE A DALI PAINTING AND SNUFFS OUT. A CHILL WIND BLOWS THROUGH THE AIR. SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BY WHICH I MEAN TELL THE GODS WHAT YOU MEAN TO DO WITH THE COVER OF DARKNESS. Darkness will last 48 hours or until all actions are in.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:27 pm
by Alicorn
ROCKS FALL. EVERYONE DIES.
April Fool's. Sunrise whenever Nemo comes on to check my night resolution or when time runs out, whichever comes first.
Re: Effulgence Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:04 pm
by Alicorn
RAIN FALLS. EVERYONE MOURNS.
Michaelblume is found DEAD. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. OH GOD, WHY. IT'S NOT LIKE HE LIVED IN A TOWN FULL OF MURDE- Oh wait. It is totally like that. No wonder, dude, you were asking for it. REAL ESTATE AGENTS BEGIN CONSPICUOUSLY ADVERTISING REASONABLY-PRICED APARTMENTS IN A NEIGHBORING CITY. None of you want to go there because they don't allow LYNCHING, sorry, didn't mean to offend your MURDER SENSIBILITIES, I MEAN THEY DON'T ALLOW ~MOB JUSTICE~, and you are BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BASTARDS, ALL OF YOU. You peer at the advertisements anyway and WITH YOUR MASTERY OF ECONOMICS AND BAYESIAN UPDATING, DETERMINE THAT APARTMENTS WOULD ONLY COST EXACTLY THIS MUCH IF YOUR DEAD TOWNSPERSON WERE IN FACT TRULY NAMED CHRIS AND AFFILIATED WITH TOWN. Alas! Alack! Alaska! THE SKIES OPEN UP AS THE GODS, WELL, REALLY JUST A SPECIFIC ONE WHO MARRIED THE DECEASED, WEEP WITH GRIEF. OFFER THE DEAD'S KILLER ON A PYRE TO APPEASE THE DIVINE OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
Day will last 72 hours.