Alicornutopia

It was pretty cool, but even better would have been an immediate two word answer like it was something she learned in school.

"What kind of coin do you need for world peace?"

"A star."

Like it was akin to asking a little girl what four plus three is.

<3333 I love you guys and you are the best. And you have totally encouraged me to write things! I wanted the thing to be Myth, but it has turned out to be a solo slice of life thingee where Alli goes to visit her sister. Oops >_> sorry y'all. It's at 2500 words and they haven't even gotten to the bar yet, you guys, help I've lost control of my liiiiiife.

The teller explains the procedures, which are not too onerous and were definitely invented over the course of more than two minutes' thought by someone with background in taxation schemes.

I don't know why I love the 4th-wall breaking narration like this (and the various snark when people never introduce themselves) so much. But I do love it.

At least once they snark about having never introduced themselves when they did, in fact, introduce themselves. :\

Do you remember when that was? I always check when I see the snark and haven’t found that yet.

I wanna say Slayer Bella and whites, or else something else of about that age.

Edit: Page Three, Bella introduces herself. Page Five, Gloria has forgotten. (Bella takes advantage of this opportunity to get Gloria's name.)

https://deepest-magic.dreamwidth.org/1341.html?thread=371261#cmt371261

oh my god alicorn <3

edit: wait, you're not kappa

OH MY GOD

IS THAT THING WHAT I THINK IT IS

This is what I said to Alicorn after she described the present:

I was like, "I'm not sure how to describe the present and I bet Alicorn's description of it will be amazing"
I was correct

YOU WERE

I am FILLED WITH GLEE