Alicornutopia

At some point someone should do a index (not one with links because that would be a nightmare), it is hard to keep track of the repeats and non-repeats.
@Alicorn
Revelation and Leekath?

@Alicorn and Kappa
Cayra and Matilda
Corona and Jensal

Is it valid to ask for Leekath and inanimate objects?

Leekath: "How did you make your clothes?"

Cam: "Hm?"

Leekath: "They don't look homemade, but they say you made them. Without sewing. And the fibers were never spun."

Cam: "I'll answer your question if you tell me what the hell."

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No Leekath/objects please.

I started writing my post before the answer to Maggie’s question. I’m not sure which of these requests count as non-character objects (except the first two, of course).

Alicorn:
Leekath and Cooper
Leekath and Silverlighr
Leekath and pre-hawk!Grace

Alicorn/Kappa:
Leekath and a copy of So You Want to Be a Wizard (the in-universe manual, not the real-world fiction book)
Leekath and the alethiometer

I'll let slide objects that can also talk to other people.

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Cooper: "So you can talk to objects too?"

Leekath: "Anybody can talk to objects. I can get them to answer my questions."

Cooper: "That's what I meant, more or less. What about plants and animals?"

Leekath: "Not those."

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Silverlight: "So is it chimaera hair?"

Leekath: "Yes. And it likes you."

Silverlight: "That part I knew."

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Grace: "GO AWAY I AM PRIVATE GO AWAY I AM PRIVATE GO AWAY -"

Leekath: *goes away*

@Alicorn and Eva

Carlisle and Isabella
Addy and Isabella
Elspeth and Isabella
Jake and Isabella
@fucknodisparatetheimpact and Isabella

Kappa/Alicorn:
Teah and Lorica

(I don’t know if Eva’s characters are available for this, but if so…)
Alicorn/Eva:
Leekath and Isabella
Talyn and Isabella

I am available for this!

Manual: "I'm a magical artifact in the form of a book. I can give people the kind of magic native to my home worldsheaf."

Leekath: "How do you do that?"

Manual: "I show them a form of the [Wizard]'s Oath, and they recite it and become [wizard]s." (It manages to avoid terminology conflicts.)

Leekath: "What do [wizards] do?"

Manual: "A [wizard] can change the properties of things by convincing them to be other than they are. The Speech, which is the language I am written in, is an important tool for [wizard]s in this practice."

Leekath: "…" *proceeds to try to convince the hhikiiiia to talk in Speech instead of vampire*

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Alethiometer: (Sun [truth]: the alethiometer) (Crucible [artifact]: is an artifact) (Lute [answer]: which answers) (Alpha-Omega [question]: questions) (Sun [truth]: truthfully)

Leekath: "…About things besides yourself?"

Alethiometer: (Globe [all/each/every]: about everything)

Leekath: *pockets*

Alethiometer: recites true statements at random*

Leekath: ^_^

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Matilda: "...Would you like a magic that isn't so... so that."

Cayra: "…Does it do all the things I want automancy for?"

Matilda: "Well, what are those?"

Cayra: "General-purpose defense, shapeshifting, immortality."

Matilda: "I think it can be coaxed into those."

Cayra: "Cool. And there's no vice?"

Matilda: "There isn't!"

Cayra: "Excellent, sign me up."

Matilda: "The traditional method is for me to levitate you until the magic grabs on. Would you like some materials on magic theory to read while you wait?"

Cayra: "…oh, it's probably not on the knowflowers, is it. Sure, yes, please."

Matilda: *provides, floats*

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Lorica: *wants Ziz obliterated*

Teah: *investigates* "what the FUCK is this FUCKING universe" *eradicates Endbringers*

Lorica: "…it's Earth Bet? Who are you?"

Teah: "I'm a god. I grant prayers. I just got rid of the Endbringers for you. Man, this place sucks. It sucks so much. And I thought dragons were bad."

Lorica: "…okay, as cape delusions go, 'can and will get rid of Endbringers' is very much on the prosocial end, go you."

Teah: "Yeah I'm not one of those. Got any other nice wishes you'd like granted?"

Lorica: *pulls up a list, rattles it off*

Teah: "Well, you're very organized. One thing at a time, though..." *progresses through list*

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Corona and Jensal have nothing interesting to say.

Sabrina: "So, I heard you could teach people pyrokinesis?"

Cayra: "Uh, I don't know pyromancy personally, because it's a super bad idea to pick up."

Sabrina: "Oh. For any particular reason, or just that fire is scary?"

Cayra: "No, because pyromancy comes with emotional dysregulation as its vice, so they get a little angry and then they get a lot angry and then everything is on fire."

Sabrina: "Okay, that... that's something I personally should stay the hell away from. I'm going to go over there." *leaves in a hurry*

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Ann: "So I was told you could give people magic for an emotional price. Is it possible to learn to magically heal people?"

Cayra: "…That's an incorrect description of things. But yes, it is possible to learn to magically heal people."

Ann: "Oh. Could you please tell me what would be a more correct explanation, then?"

Cayra: "There are flowers that you can learn things from, including magic, but learning the magic comes with vices. In the case of healing, loss of the ability to conceptualize personhood."

Ann: "Please explain? That doesn't sound good."

Cayra: "It's kind of hard to figure out exactly what's going on with them, because by the time they're deep into it they don't know that they're people, either."

Ann: "Oh. That's a noble sacrifice from the people who do it for the greater good, but I don't think I could take that. I'm sorry for disturbing you."

Cayra: "No problem."

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Lucy: "Hi, I'm Lucy. I heard you could teach me to fly."

Cayra: "I don't know how to fly myself yet. There's two ways to do it, automancy or aeromancy."

Lucy: "Which one's cooler?"

Cayra: "I picked automancy for the other stuff it can do and because I think I'll still be mostly myself when I've got a ton of its vice, but aeromancy will get you flying faster if that's all you want. It will make you extremely claustrophobic though."

Lucy: "That means afraid of small places, right? That's okay, who needs planes when you can fly without them."

Cayra: "In extreme cases it makes it pretty hard to go indoors, be in small alucines, or walk through forests."

Lucy: "But on the other hand you could fly."

Cayra: "Yes, on the other hand you could fly. If you don't want to do anything but fly and hang out in open fields, aeromancy is for you."

Lucy: "Can you lift people and fly with them? Flying alone would get boring at some point."

Cayra: "Yeah, aeromancers can do that if they're good enough at it."

Lucy: "Then I want to learn to fly."

Cayra: "Yeah, okay, knock yourself out." *hands over knowflower*

Lucy: "How do you use this thing? Do you eat it?"

Cayra: "No. You just… wow, this is hard to explain. You think at it."

Lucy: *thinks at the flower*