Alicornutopia

Circle: Well, on the one hand there are probably like a million of him and it's tremendously convenient to have a solution better than 'take their boyfriends, talk them down' or 'find someone who can run their country and kill them' so - great... but on the other hand that's kind of hot and I much prefer not to find anything even remotely related to Midnight kind of hot so I'd prefer to have as little information about this as possible, beyond 'everyone's consenting and the country'll be run responsibly'.

Poor Circle. <3333333333333

Can you please sort all the Elves into sortinghatchats houses?
I am especially interested in:
Maitimos, whether anything changes throughout the timeline
Midnight and Tivarante.
Findekanos.
Luthiens. Is Joy different?
Feanaros. Is Epic different?
Curufinwes.
Tyelcormos. Are the ones with Edies any different?

Is the Hogwarts thread stuck? Does it require more ideas?

It's kinda stuck. I'm reluctant to describe the solution as "more ideas" because most suggestions cannot for whatever reason be implemented, but if there were implementable ideas, that would help.

In "watch your step", Maitimë envies "the knowledge you'll eventually be omnipotent". Fëanorians with momentum sorcery y/n?

Fëanor in that world almost certainly doesn't have kids because obsessively bootstrapping to the power level for resurrection. If they get dropped on it I think only Fëanor and Curufin and the twins actually go for omnipotence; Maitimos would specialize, though if they're Elf Maitimos they'd think nothing of putting a few centuries work into general momentum before they specialize and would therefore be pretty close to omnipotent. It'd probably be better to drop non-Elf variants, Elves have too many other advantages with the diminished need for sleep.

Neat.

We still haven't seen much of the twins getting to do their thing.

On the subject of accidental marriage:
[quote="Lintamande"]… or they heard a rumor that if you do it backwards it doesn't count …[/quote]

Why would the people who believe this rumor have accidental marriages?

They don't quite believe it hard enough, one supposes.