Alicornutopia

It should not have taken me this long to think of this:

Kappa:
Wandering!Minus and Slayer James

I think it’s clear what I mean by Wandering!Minus, but just in case: a Minus who has (prior to this conversation) not found a compelling reason to not set himself on fire, but has not done it yet.

Minus and James
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Minus: "Oh, it's the Slayer. Hello."
James: "Oh, it's a vampire. Hello."
Minus: "Any chance you'll just let me go?"
James: "Any reason I should?"
Minus: "Well, if you don't, I'll probably kill you."
James: "If you're that confident, why haven't you done it already?"
Minus: "No interest."
James: "...Do go on."
Minus: "I don't like murder. Lost its shine after the first week."
James: "Then what do you like?"
Minus: "If only I knew."
James: "Well, aren't you a puzzle."
Minus: "Guilty."
James: "Okay. Vampire probation. If I catch you eating anybody, I will arrange for you to become significantly more dead."
Minus: "Suits me."
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The Minus in Phaeton is significantly different than the pealed Sherlock who actually goes by the nickname Minus; I was referring to the latter.

Angie is Angela that girl from Forks?

anyway.

@Alicorn

Cayra and @sixseeds
Cayra and @fucknodisparatetheimpact
Cayra and pre-peal Spring
Cayra and Flicker (one similar to the one of Oh My, before beign summoned to another world)

Pre-pealing Angela and Eve
@thinkofthechildren and Katie (because she is not made of meat)
Korulen and @knock-knock
Prepealing Elspeth and pre-Talyn Leekath
Pre-Volturi Seth and pre-Talyn Leekath

Cayra: "Wow."

@sixseeds: *sigh*

Cayra: "I mean, that shit wouldn't work on me, but not everybody has the time investment and the flowers don't even grow here, so."

@sixseeds: "I don't need to be saved from myself!"

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@fucknodisparateimpact: "I'm not sure how I feel about 'mancers developing disabilities in the course of gaining magical powers. Feels very... tropey in an appropriative and disrespectful way."

Cayra: "I'd say I'm sorry that my reality resembles fiction you don't like but I couldn't possibly manage to care less."

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Cayra: "Hey, twinsies."

Spring: "Interesting."

Cayra: "So what do you do?"

Spring: "I'm an acolyte for a goddess of healing. I cure the sick, write the occasional book, and help with the infrastructure around my goddess's domain."

Cayra: "Keen. I'm an automancer, so far all I can do is turn colors but eventually I'll be immortal and able to shapeshift and stuff."

Spring: "..."

Cayra: "Want in?"

Spring: "Yes."

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Cayra: "Wow, I've never heard of anybody who could do that."

Flicker: "Teleport? It's not staggeringly uncommon at home, although most people, even most twins, can't do that in particular."

Cayra: "It's cool though! But it only works within a single alucine?"

Flicker: "A what?"

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Angela: "When you were ten?"

Eve: "I mean, we had an easier political situation to deal with. And I'm not sure all of the creatures we were ruling were actually aware that we were juvenile for our species, considering."

Angela: "Still. Linus's term won't be up for years yet."

Eve: "Well, I'm sure you'll get there."

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@thinkofthechildren: "Well, there go all my slang terms."

Katie: "Are you going to have to come up with an insulting way to say 'organism'? I'm not, like... particularly upset about this on your behalf."

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@knock-knock: "Wow, your country is such a great model of interspecies relations! I wonder if it helps that the lifespans of the elves and humans aren't as different as they are at home? Still, there's a substantial gap and yet you're fully integrated and formally species-neutral!"

Korulen: "I mean, there are some issues with full vampire accessibility largely because they're naturally nocturnal that we don't know how to solve yet."

@knock-knock: "It's miles better than it could be, though, I'm really impressed."

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Leekath: "...You're really healthy for a half-vampire."

Elspeth: "The kind of vampire involved is different, but yeah."

Leekath: "...But you drink animal blood?"

Elspeth: "I'm immortal no matter what I eat, so yeah."

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Seth: "You don't smell like a vampire."

Leekath: "Why would you even be smelling me in the first place?"

I was thinking there were a few ways the conversation could go. The one I’d thought of most, but which seems more unlikely the more I think about it, is Minus deliberately or accidentally contradicting the John Escott act.

@Alicorn/Aestrix

Cayra + Perinixu
Cayra + Rae
Cayra + Tisveteia

@Alicorn/Kappa

Cayra + Kiro
Cayra + That Miles God that I can't remember the name >.>