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Also, she has relevant characteristics:

Anyone who would become a vassal of the Joker fairy is instead unable to be anyone's vassal at all, ever again, including preexisting masters. The Joker fairy knows this but Jeff has never bothered to find it out. It is her kind's magic; fairies come in kinds and each kind has specific magic. Some kinds, like the Queen's and the Joker fairy's, are one-of-a.

Oh, I'd have thought it was still enough “her food” to work. Ah well. And I guess Jeff could have been specific enough in his “shy” order to prevent her from talking to his friends at all, even if she knew their names. Or the spoilered thing. That works too. I assumed her kind was one-of-a but the only particularly special characteristic was her lack of name.

Would my jellybean plan work, or would she still wind up vassaled to somebody she'd never met at Jelly Belly or Kroger or something?

I forget how purchasing interacts with the mortal/fairy food thing. But my suspicion is that the best you can do for her re: giving her mortal food is to feed it to her yourself and then not take advantage of the ensuing master/vassal relationship.

No one is noticing how well-preserved "Aunt Maria" is?

Maybe she just ages well.

Still, they could have... like... used a bit of make up or something? xP

Btw, I assume most breeder faries do have a child-stage?

Breeders mostly do, yes.

Alicorn is now acting as a jukebox, putting songs I like into my head. Probably only one of those was a deliberate reference.

First, with THE COIN, I got The Elements stuck in my head; that reference had to have been deliberate (I’ve already mentioned this on the Dead People Chat). Now, I have Maria stuck in my head, which is probably accidental.

Alicorn wrote:Breeders mostly do, yes.

I suppose it does make the birth part of breeding easier.

Also, "Pumpkin" i taking everything quite evenly, not a complain exactly, just a remark.

Is Rose a template or just appearing to free fairy!Joker?