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You are welcome to do so, but for the record, Jarvis has never been attracted to anyone either. XD He resists all shipping.

I am entirely aware of this. This only makes it more amusing.

More amusing than it already was as "locally omnipotent death-goddess/sentient house", that is.

Hmm. Jarvis prefers to be an inhabited house, and the admin has extremely minimal preferences. I'm not sure how much use it would be, but what if a Jarvis were instantiated downside to keep IT time-synced, and he was installed into the admin's place? Would he be content with her as an inhabitant? Would she have any opinions at all on him as her place of residence?

That would definitely not work out at all. She would not like inhabiting a Jarvis (prefers very long stretches of uninterrupted, unobserved solitude), and a Jarvis would not like her as an inhabitant (prefers inhabitants who talk to him regularly).

And I thought stories about how weird shipping gets were exaggerated.

Hogwarts/Giant Squid, Alphabeta. It exists, and I don't really think anything more needs to be said on the subject.

Kappa wrote:The admin has not been attracted to anyone in recorded memory. She is charmed by Kaylo, but not in a romantic or sexual way. XD

Sad. As much as her apathy has caused the horrible suffering of untold billions, she manages to be a pretty sympathetic character. Kaylo will just have to work harder to earn her affections!

Hahahahahahahahaha.

I find the fact that she is contemplating being his friend pretty adorable all by itself XD

I do love Amariah's manner of cursing

Bella is a SPHINX you guys. I do not know why I find this so thoroughly delightful but I doooo and it is adorable.