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True. Once I realized that not finishing your sentence was deliberate I was able to fill in the rest, and I have never played Risk or even fully learned the rules. There might actually be only one thing I’ve learned from Risk and that is it.

...What one thing have you learned from Risk?

That you can hide out in Australia,

"Holding continents is the most common way to increase reinforcements. Players often attempt to gain control of Australia early in the game, since Australia is the only continent that can be successfully defended by heavily fortifying one country (either Siam or Indonesia)."
(From Wikipedia.)

I was confused, I knew the Australia thing but I kept thinking "...never start a land war in Asia?"

Of course, in Risk, the goal is to win the game. In this world, their goal is to make sure the humans also win.

fifty-seven threads updated yesterday

I personally blame ErinFlight :P

copper days sure are a thing

I happily accept some of the blame, but I'm only responsible for 17 of them. The rest are on you guys. :D

Responding to all of them was the most satisfying thing.