Alicornutopia

--Cypress and Chelasi'd-Quilt--

Cypress: "..."

Quilt: "What?"

Cypress: "I apologize for this."

Quilt: "Apologize for wh-"

Cypress: *kidnaps him and his sister and takes them far far away from Chelasi*


--Adanir's dad and Nataliem--

Adadad: "So I'm king."

Nataliem: "Oh are you!"

Adadad: "Would you like to help me run my kingdom?"

Nataliem: "Oh I'd be delighted."

*They skip off into the sunset together*


--Cypress’s Veron and Max’s Vernon--

Vernon: "... So, want to go drinking tonight?"

Veron: "Sure."


--Avet and Yvette--

(I am assuming you mean the one in USL, because she is the only one actually named Yvette.)

Avet: "You broke into a high security base of crazy totalitarian people. With your terrifying unique-green-like mind powers. And a clipboard. And then you mind linked with a guy you just met?"

Yvette: "I um. Yes?"

Avet: "Are you insane."

Yvette: "Funny how insanity and desperation tend to look so much alike..."

Avet: "And now I'm sad."

I meant the two Elcenian ones (the one who did the survery and the one who went to look at shrens) and I didn’t check carefully enough with the names.

Although Yvette was extremely lucky with that plan. I think that it could have completely blown up at least once every five comments on average.

(Yvette: "Yes! I know! It's so terrible! This was not actually my idea!")

I decline to have two Avets talking to each other because they would just kind of blandly agree with each other, share notes, and not have any interesting commentary at all. They are not fundamentally different.

Ice: "…you know, from a distance, you don't look like zombies at all."

Milo: "I. What?"

Ice: "I thought she was your daemon, but up close I can tell the difference."

Cath: *meows*

Milo: "...this is Cath. She is a cat."

Ice: "I can tell that now."

Milo: "I wasn't sure, since I don't know what sort of creature you were mistaking her for."

Ice: "I thought she was your soul."

Cath: *meows*

Milo: *snort* "She finds that idea hilarious."

Ice: "Well, obviously she's her own person and conspicuously lacks her own external soul, although I guess you could categorize a cat like a bear if so inclined."

Milo: "The concept of external souls confuses me immensely."

Ice: "It's not a very popular model on a multiverse-wide basis, admittedly."

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Aslan/Isalian is a no-go. Aslan's pretty tricky and kind of too NPCish to get anything really good out of most of the time.

Pre-Radiance Marcus and Teah
Addy and Teah

Chelise and @sixseeds
Lexi and Alli
Nathan and Aximilli

Chelise: "These only do romantic love?"

@sixseeds: "Yeah."

Chelise: "That's pretty limiting. I guess it just goes to show that there's a general prioritization of romances over platonic relationships."

@sixseeds: "It does reflect the research priority to an extent, but it's mostly just a characteristic of false-daisy."

Chelise: "Whatever, I'll take a bushel of it anyway."

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Lexi: "You have superpowers?"

Alli: "Yeah, but you have, like, magic."

Lexi: "Yeah, but it's all complicated and stuff. I do get my Peachy though."

Alli: "She's adorable."

Lexi: "Isn't she?"

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Nathan: "I have to admit this is not how I expected running into my alt to go."

Aximilli: <Why?>

Nathan: "Well, it's mostly the species and the military enlistment that's throwing me, but you also talk weird."

Aximilli: <Thoughtspeak?>

Nathan: "No, I mean, you're all formal."

Aximilli: <I had a brother to emulate.>

Nathan: "Maybe that'd do it."

Solo Alicorn

Eve, Dreamer, and Glass

Katie and Eve

(is it ok to throw Glass at pairs who've already gone? If so, Glass, Dreamer, and Ice)

Juliet's and Butterfly's Charlies

Shell and any Renée (hers included)

quintessentialcritter and Lexi

meow and Angela

Parents of Dead Bells: Some combination of Renées and Charlies (mix and match as you like) belonging to Golden, Shell Bell, Tab, and Pattern, when they were "dead" (I *think* you're able to make them all dead at the same time, but you might have to leave Tab out, I forget when exactly Harley showed up)

Solo Kappa

Voice and Dao

both Jamies

Alicorn and Aestrix

Lynn (pick one) and Meow

Alicorn and Kappa

Angela and Reggie

Screwdriver and Shark

Lynn: "... I will find this cowbird for you. And I shall have a talk."

Meow: "A talk?"

Lynn: "Likely followed by violence."

Meow: "I have a beak but I AM SMILING ON THE INSIDE."

Lynn: ":)"

Marcus: *is in a constant state of desperate yearning for Didyme to be alive*

Teah: "...okay I don't normally do resurrections, but you know what, exception for resurrecting immortal people and for how totally wrecked you are about it." *goes past-diving, appears Didyme* "Also uh your world-ruling buddy Aro is the one who killed her, I feel like you would probably not still be buddies if you knew that already."

Marcus: "…I believe I shall kill him."

Marcus: *goes and does that*

Teah: *finds self pretty thoroughly stymied in attempt to make candy per se for vampires; invents a magically delicious blood substitute instead; provides to Didyme because she's adorable*

Didyme: "Thank you ^_^"

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Addy: *wants to take apart and play with and promote the flourishing of all magic ever*

Teah: *provides magical ability to conjure candy, also takes this opportunity to offer all vampires relief from constant bloodthirst lest she use the candy to lure children to murder or some damn thing*

Addy: "…How do you work?"

Teah: "I'm a god! I grant wishes."

Addy: "Tell me all about that :3"

Teah: "...I mean that's pretty much it. People wish for things and I grab the wish and do something about it. I really like candy and rainbows and happiness. I do not like it when people are assholes."

Addy: "Where did you come from? What kinds of wishes do and don't make it to your attention? What constitutes doing something about it as opposed to doing something else?"

Teah: "Different universe, I get them if they're directed to me or directed vaguely enough that they plausibly could be to me, annnd it's pretty much up to my judgment but I don't get to cheat and decide I'm going to throw in this arbitrary irrelevant thing, I have to go with what I actually think counts?"

Addy: "How did you get here?"

Teah: "I mean, magic, obviously."

Addy: "Did someone wish you out of your previous universe? Into this one? Both?"

Teah: "I figured out how to copy myself and throw the new me into a random universe, then I started doing a ton of that. Well, I say 'I', I am obviously one of the copies."

Addy: "Interesting. Can other people go between universes, too?"

Teah: "I mean, probably, doesn't mean I know how. I have kind of a screwy memory and I can't just look over to check because I can't see out of the universe I'm in."

Addy: "How do you interact with local witchcraft?"

Teah: "Whatcha mean how do I interact?"

Addy: "Like, say, there's a witch who detects lies. What would happen if you lied to her?"

Teah: "I guess she'd probably detect it?"

Addy: "Interesting. And..."

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Reggie is too much of an NPC. Screwdriver and Shark have probably actually met but since we didn't onscreen it we don't know what context they may or may not have with each other.

Glass: "...That's weird."

Dreamer: "What's weird?"

Glass: "Your world doesn't like her world."

Eve: "Huh?"

Glass: "Narnia has no particular opinion about Alethia back but there is this one-way dislike. I've never seen anything like it."

Eve: "Weird."

Dreamer: "I don't have an opinion about Narnia."

Glass: "Yeah, it's just the worlds, not you."

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Katie: "..."

Eve: "..."

Katie: "Okay. We don't call them 'Jamie' in front of each other, you keep your public display of affection down to a minimum, and I'll try to avoid gagging when you say 'my spouse'."

Eve: "Done."

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Glass: "Oh this is weird."

Ice: "No kidding."

Dreamer: "She means metacauasally."

Glass: "This is so weird!"

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Juliet's Charlie: "...want a beer?"

Butterfly's Charlie: *nod*

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Shell: "..........you look familiar."

Renée: "Oh. Oh no sweetheart. What happened to you?"

Shell: "A lot of things."

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Lexi: "Oh my god you're adorable."

@quintessentialcritter: "...thank you."

Lexi: "And you're magic?"

@quintessentialcritter: "If I say 'yes' will you ever leave me alone?"

Lexi: "That means you're magic!"

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Angela: "I can solve your immediate problem -"

Meow: "YES"

Angela: "- and I will -"

Meow: "THANKS"

Angela: "- but this seems like it requires some larger scale solution which I'm not immediately sure will involve obliterating the cowbirds' natural instincts -"

Meow: "IT IS HERE WE HAVE A DISAGREEMENT"

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Renées: *cry on each other*

Pat's Charlie: "...anyone else find it a little odd that none of you except us ever saw a body?"

Golden's Charlie: "Ours died in a fire -"

Tab's Renée: "Aelise didn't want to further upset -"

Shark: "- took off in a boat looking for Atlantis -"

Pat's Charlie: "...'m just saying, one body for four dead girls."

Renées: *cry more*