Re: Elcenia Mafia Game Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:28 pm
There is blood on the streets! I mean that could be just red paint or something maybe we're all overreacting ahahaha it could just be OH MAKER AND DESTROYER AND ALL THEIR BABIES AND GRANDBABIES IT'S A DEAD BODY SHIELD THE CHILDREN CALL THE POLICE GET THE DISINFECTANT AAAAAAAAAAAAH.
The body belonged to DanielH but now in accordance with the law of the land will be auctioned off to the highest-bidding necr- I'm thinking of the wrong setting. Consulting a death kama yields the information that DanielH's TRUE NAME was RHYSEL. And Rhysel was Town, if you had any doubts that such a bleeding heart co- oh ew literal bleeding. Ew. SOMEONE GET A MOP. Alas, Rhysel's spirit cannot identify the killer and is very anxious to go back to reuniting with her paternal grandparents so she won't stick around and tell you anything else. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THAT YOURSELVES WITH YOUR COPIOUS DETECTIVE SKILLS WHICH HELPED SO MUCH YESTERDAY.
Additionally, Aestrix has FLED INTO THE NIGHT WITH THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM OR MAYBE RANDOM KIDNAPPER GOONS OR MAYBE SHE RAN OFF HER OWN SELF THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THOSE BLOODY FOOTPRINTS I GUESS HOW SHOULD I KNOW I'M ONLY GOD. She is lost to you! GONE, GONE FOREVER, TO LIVE A NEW LIFE AS A I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT SHE'LL LIVE HER NEW LIFE AS THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF WITNESS PROTECTION IF IT WAS THAT AND ELSEWISE MIGHT MAKE KIDNAPPERS/MURDERERS MAD AT ME WHICH WOULD BE BAD KIDNAPPERS AND MURDERERS ARE SCARY I'M ONLY GOD. She is assuredly under plenty of anti-scries and has very good locks on her doors and there are probably armed guards whatnot. HER INFORMATION IS SEALED BY ORDER OF THE DEPARTMENT FOR ORDERING THAT SORT OF THING, BECAUSE WHAT IF YOU DERIVED INFORMATION ABOUT HER NEW LIFE OFF SOMEWHERE DOING SOMETHING OR MAYBE JUST DRINKING INTERESTING COCKTAILS ON A BEACH, WHAT THEN. Or: kidnapper people, or "keople", or, murderer people, or "meople", have INFILTRATED THE GUBMINT AT ITS HIGHEST ECHELONS. I DUNNO WHAT TO TELL YOU. SHE GONE.
Day will last 72 hours. Hop to.
The body belonged to DanielH but now in accordance with the law of the land will be auctioned off to the highest-bidding necr- I'm thinking of the wrong setting. Consulting a death kama yields the information that DanielH's TRUE NAME was RHYSEL. And Rhysel was Town, if you had any doubts that such a bleeding heart co- oh ew literal bleeding. Ew. SOMEONE GET A MOP. Alas, Rhysel's spirit cannot identify the killer and is very anxious to go back to reuniting with her paternal grandparents so she won't stick around and tell you anything else. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THAT YOURSELVES WITH YOUR COPIOUS DETECTIVE SKILLS WHICH HELPED SO MUCH YESTERDAY.
Additionally, Aestrix has FLED INTO THE NIGHT WITH THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM OR MAYBE RANDOM KIDNAPPER GOONS OR MAYBE SHE RAN OFF HER OWN SELF THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THOSE BLOODY FOOTPRINTS I GUESS HOW SHOULD I KNOW I'M ONLY GOD. She is lost to you! GONE, GONE FOREVER, TO LIVE A NEW LIFE AS A I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT SHE'LL LIVE HER NEW LIFE AS THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE POINT OF WITNESS PROTECTION IF IT WAS THAT AND ELSEWISE MIGHT MAKE KIDNAPPERS/MURDERERS MAD AT ME WHICH WOULD BE BAD KIDNAPPERS AND MURDERERS ARE SCARY I'M ONLY GOD. She is assuredly under plenty of anti-scries and has very good locks on her doors and there are probably armed guards whatnot. HER INFORMATION IS SEALED BY ORDER OF THE DEPARTMENT FOR ORDERING THAT SORT OF THING, BECAUSE WHAT IF YOU DERIVED INFORMATION ABOUT HER NEW LIFE OFF SOMEWHERE DOING SOMETHING OR MAYBE JUST DRINKING INTERESTING COCKTAILS ON A BEACH, WHAT THEN. Or: kidnapper people, or "keople", or, murderer people, or "meople", have INFILTRATED THE GUBMINT AT ITS HIGHEST ECHELONS. I DUNNO WHAT TO TELL YOU. SHE GONE.
Day will last 72 hours. Hop to.
