Alicornutopia

Also, Alicorn ignored some requests just because there were a lot at once. I was wondering if I could re-request the following abridged subset of the ignored requests. Two were from Tamien’s long list, and one was from my flock of Elspeth requests.

@thinkofthechildren and Lyle
@sixseeds and Shula
Elspeth and @hearts-and-hooves

@thinkofthechildren: "I suppose you're planning to upload."

Lyle: "I mean, not next week or anything."

@thinkofthechildren: "Don't do it. You're meant to be meat."

Lyle: "I'm meant to be a lot of things. Fuck you."

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@sixseeds: "It'd be easy to slip, if that's the situation you're looking at."

Shula: "No, I'm pretty sure she loves me, it's some other complications. Thank you though."

@sixseeds: "No problem."

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@hearts-and-hooves: "You're not a pony at all. What are you?"

Elspeth: "I'm a half-vampire half-human princess."

@hearts-and-hooves: "...you don't have wings. Or a horn."

Elspeth: "That's not how being a princess works where I'm from."

If she's a princess, shouldn't she be half wolf too? :P

Since she’s only a princess of the supernatural world, she should be part wolf, part vampire, and part witch.

Now I’m wondering if a part-vampire with the wolf gene could activate themselves.

Only if venomous.

And given that Cody seems to be too vampire to activate despite the other Clearwaters being wolves, and nothing less-than-half vampire can be venomous, probably translates to “not without other magic”.

For Kappa:
Ealasiva and Mark
Empress Lisbet and another Libby, how about Slayer!James
Vampire!Sherlock and Teah
Syriel and Teah

For Aestrix:
Still-Chelasied!Adarin and Cypress
Adanir’s dad and Edarial’s dad
Cypress’s Veron and Max’s Vernon
Avet and Yvette

Cody isn't a wolf because turning induces genetic changes and the gene was on Harry's side.

Kappa:
Pre-Shell-Bell!Pearl and Teah
Pre-Dark-Knight!Joker and Teah

Alicorn/Kappa:
Aslan and Isalian

Alicorn/Aestrix:
Aslan and Rae

Eala and Mark
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Eala: "...I need to introduce you to my partner and our acolyte."
Mark: "Do you?"
Eala: "Yes. You'll understand shortly."
Syriel: *appears* *stares at Mark*
Mark: *stares at Syriel*
Syriel: *stares at Mark*
Mark: "...and what's the other one like, then?"
Eala: "The rest."
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Lisbet and James
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Lisbet: "How much interest do you have in moving to my universe to work as my business representative?"
James: "...a lot. I'll need to set a few things in order first, of course. Will it be a problem if I bring Virgo?"
Lisbet: "Not at all."
James: "Cool. Also you need to meet Chris, like, immediately."
Lisbet: "I look forward to it."
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Minus and Teah
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Minus: *wishes that Tony and Jarvis were alive or, failing that, that he were dead*
Teah: "...okay special exception on resurrections because your world contains like a million ways to make people reasonably immortal, just a sec..."
Minus: "What?"
Tony: *appears* "What the fuck"
Jarvis: *appears, complete with house* "..."
Minus: "What?!"
Teah: "And here's some candy."
Minus: "..."
Tony: "sherry WHAT just happened"
Minus: "It's going to be a long story, and it's going to end with 'and then I have no idea why you appeared out of thin air'."
Tony: "I'm listening..."
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Syriel and Teah
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Syriel: "Thank you very much for making both of my gods extremely more gods."
Teah: "No problem! Want some candy?"
Syriel: "Yes please."
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Pearl and Teah
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Pearl: *wishes that. things. would just. not*
Teah: "WOW"
Pearl: "Excuse me?"
Teah: "Juuuuust a sec..."
Pearl: "I am alarmed."
Teah: "Yeah, yeah, hold on, be right with you."
Pearl: "..." *waits*
Teah: *creates, like, an entire other Earth on the opposite side of the Sun where things are less flooded and crappy, makes his best guesses as to who should be moved there, does so, gives just everybody on either planet the ability to create food and water out of thin air* "Okay, now I can talk."
Pearl: "..........................................................."
Tony: "SHERRY WHAT JUST HAPPENED"
Pearl: "...I made a wish."
Tony: "Sherry I love you very much but you are TERRIFYING."
Pearl: "The mysterious voice out of thin air may have had more to do with it."
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Joker and Teah
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Joker: *wishes he knew what was causing all these delightful incidents, because whatever it is, he LIKES its style*
Teah: "Hi! I'm a god. I grant prayers."
Joker: "I noticed. I kind of wanna hug you."
Teah: "I kind of can't be hugged! It's a problem."
Joker: "Sounds it."
Teah: "Want some candy?"
Joker: "Do I."
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