Alicornutopia

Teah and Isten
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Isten: *wishes his dad would. not.*
Teah: *investigates* *gives Isten's dad a mysterious health problem where whenever he gets angry or violent he faints* *also gives Isten a cozy blanket and a warm cup of tea*
Isten: *is very surprised about his tea and blanket* *wonders what the hell*
Teah: "Hi! I'm a god. I grant prayers. Enjoy your tea."
Isten: "Oh. Thank you."
*Isten subsequently observes his dad's new health problem and correctly guesses where it came from. Isten continues quietly wishing for things he would like. Teah continues granting his wishes.*
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Pre-Radiance Renee and @Meow
Ice and @Meow
Ice and Janebroken!Granatee!Renee
Finnah and @heartsandhooves

Jennasus and heartsandhooves

Howlett and @theycallthembubblers
Janebroken!Kas and Ice

Apologies for the batlady asks, I thought Kappa was the person operating Bryce in the panfandomsandbox.

Niomah and @fucknodisparateimpact

Meow: *wants her babies back and that one cowbird to stop laying eggs in her nest*

Teah: *investigates; considers; offers Meow the ability to ward her nests so that only she and her family may approach them*

Meow: *takes it*

Meow: "BUT ALSO I WANT MY BABIES THAT I HAD BEFORE IN PARTICULAR."

Teah: "If I started doing resurrections new people would die faster than I could catch up. Ask again when somebody figures out how to solve that."

Meow: "…just one nest? Just Mittens and Boots and Socks and I'll be okay for the whole year."

Teah: "..." *sigh* "Okay." *resurrects*

Meow: "Thank you <3"

Teah: "You're welcome." *adds... some bird-friendly equivalent of candy*

Boots, Mittens, and Socks: *nom*

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Shell Bell, Wearing Several Rocks: "Hi, welcome to Milliways."

Sivuari: "...why are you wearing so many gods?"

Shell Bell: "They left me some rocks so I could talk to them. Are you from the same world? Are you a god too?"

Sivuari: "Yes. My name is Sivuari. I'm a god of refuge."

Shell Bell: "I'm Bell. I'm a mortal of loitering here until I run out of food trying to find useful things to bring back to my terrible world."

Sivuari: "What kind of terrible?"

Shell Bell: "The country I live in, which is probably the only one left in the world, is ruled by a very rich and high-tech Capitol who keep all the Districts poor and annually kidnap two dozen teenagers and make them fight until only one's left."

Sivuari: *frown* "...that shouldn't happen."

Shell Bell: "Yeah, I know."

Sivuari: "...I'm not sure how much I can help. In my world, people can run away to my lake and hide in it and no one else can get at them from outside. I don't know if I could do the same thing in your world."

Shell Bell: "I don't know either. But if you have a rock I could keep it just in case."

Sivuari: "Okay." *gives pebble* "You have lots of blessings. Do you want some more?"

Shell Bell: "Of course!"

Sivuari: "Mine are breathing water and better reflexes and moving faster and healing better and immunity to cold and pressure and water moving in convenient ways for you when you're in it."

Shell Bell: "How many may I have?"

Sivuari: *considers* "As many as you want."

Shell Bell: "Can I have them all?"

Sivuari: "Okay." *bestows*

Shell Bell: "Thank you :D I live on a beach so the water ones will be especially nice. It works in salt water, right?"

Sivuari: "Yes."

Shell Bell: ^_^

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Teah and Demon Cam is already a thread.

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Kas: *has an extended emotional breakdown*

Ice: "Oh geez. Um. Do you want, like, a hug."

Kas: ".........okay"

Ice: *hug*

Kas: *hug, cries on*

Path: *snuggles Petaal*

Petaal: *snuggles Path*

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We couldn't get @theycallthembubblers and Howlett to talk to each other.

Elspeth and @hearts-and-hooves
Elspeth and @fucknodisparateimpact
Elspeth and @holiestblood
Elspeth and @stitchybat
Elspeth and @sixseeds
Elspeth and @uera

Tisvetaia: "Well that's not something you see every day."

Shell Bell: "What isn't?"

Tisvetaia: "Someone sporting a necklace from four separate gods and a ludicrous amount of blessings. I'm almost tempted to join in without a second thought just so I can watch other gods make squawking sounds."

Shell Bell: "Why would they squawk?"

Tisvetaia: "'Oh no there is a coalition of gods coming for me,' or something."

Shell Bell: "Coming for who? All the gods I've met have been nice."

Tisvetaia: "I'm mostly just imagining a plague god sobbing dejectedly at all that self healing and illness resistance."

Tisvetaia: "It's amusing."

Shell Bell: "There are plague gods? Oh dear."

Tisvetaia: "There are plague gods. No one likes them. But they survive off of what's basically a prolonged con, and when people catch on - or another god takes issue with them - it usually ends pretty quickly."

Shell Bell: "Oh. I guess that could be worse. Anyway, I'm Bell, what's your name and what kind of god are you?"

Tisvetaia: "I'm Tisvetaia, I'm a goddess of preservation."

Shell Bell: "Preservation of what?"

Tisvetaia: "Mortals, mostly. Want an extra ten years of lifespan?"

Shell Bell: "Yes please!"

Tisvetaia: *boop*

Shell Bell: :D

Tisvetaia: "I can actually keep that up indefinitely if I can poke someone once every ten years."

Shell Bell: "It's kind of hard to arrange to meet people regularly through here. Can you do it through a holy object?"

Tisvetaia: "Unfortunately, no."

Shell Bell: "That's a pity."

Tisvetaia: "Yeah. My work-around's been making manifested animals that people pet."

Shell Bell: "Awww."

Tisvetaia: "What's your story, anyway? Are you just good at persuading gods to bless and hang out with you?"

Shell Bell: "Maybe? I have a pretty terrible world, they probably felt sorry for me."

Tisvetaia: "Aw. What's it like?"

Shell Bell: "There's a capitol city, which is very rich and high-tech, and they keep all the twelve districts in crushing poverty and every year they kidnap two dozen teenagers and put them in a dangerous arena until there's only one left."

Tisvetaia: "... Yep that's horrifying. What's even the point of that?"

Shell Bell: "To remind everyone in the Districts that the Capitol can do whatever it wants and we'd better not rebel like we did seven decades ago."

Tisvetaia: *frowns* "... Right, yeah, giving in to peer pressure. Want my blessings and a holy rock?"

Shell Bell: "Yes please."

Tisvetaia: *all blessings, one holy rock*

Shell Bell: "Thank you ^_^"

Tisvetaia: "You're welcome. I'll help with efforts to make that sort of idiotic pointless tyrannical torture stop."

Shell Bell: "If I get enough rocks you might be able to jointly claim enough of the world."

Tisvetaia: "I'd have to talk with my future co-gods to see if I'd like them as neighbors, but assuming that, that sounds find to me."

Shell Bell: "They all seem very nice to me."

Tisvetaia: "I mean I assume I'll get along with them, but I did want to clarify first in case it turned out I didn't."

Shell Bell: "I understand."

Tisvetaia: *nods* "Also you are terribly thin, do you want a few free meals?"

Shell Bell: "Always. Bar can take any currency :)"

Tisvetaia: "Sure." *goes and pays for a few free meals*

Tisvetaia: "Good luck."

Shell Bell: "Thanks!"

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Perinixu: "What."

Shell Bell: "…Oh, are you another god? Lots of gods this week. Hi!"

Perinixu: "I am a goddess, yes. Hello."

Shell Bell: "My name's Bell. What kind of goddess are you?"

Perinixu: "I am Perinixu. I am a goddess of healing and purity. I heal illnesses."

Shell Bell: "That sounds really straightforward and useful."

Perinixu: "Yes."

Shell Bell: "My world doesn't have any gods at all, and it's very unpleasant there. I'm hoping that if I get enough holy objects to bring home, it'll be possible for all of those gods together to divide up the place quick enough to avoid getting anybody else killed."

Perinixu: "... Hm. Explain your world to me?"

Shell Bell: "It has no gods and no magic of its own, and my country, which is probably the only one left in the world, is ruled by the rich and high-tech Capitol, who keeps the twelve Districts in crushing poverty, and also kidnaps twenty-four teenagers every year to make them fight to the death."

Perinixu: "Ah."

Perinixu: *considers* "... I do not believe that I would like to divide up the place with other gods. But your world is awful and I am willing to help aid you in changing it by granting a blessing."

Shell Bell: "That would be nice too! What kinds of blessings do you have?"

Perinixu: "The ability to walk on water, grace, the ability to locate and purify water, a sense for what medicines can be made out of plants, a resistance to illnesses, and anaesthetic touch."

Shell Bell: "Oh gosh. Does the anaesthetic work on oneself?"

Perinixu: "Yes."

Shell Bell: "I thiiiiink given the ones I already have I'll take that one. Thank you!"

Perinixu: "You're welcome." *bless* "Goodbye." *departs*

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Idania: "... Hey my god says you are weird and strange and blessed by Perinixu and a ton of other people and carrying a bunch of holy objects! Hi!"

Shell Bell: "You're the first non-god I've met from that world, I just keep running into gods from it. Hi!"

Idania: *giggle* "That's a weird situation! So lots of gods blessed you and gave you holy objects? Wow, uh, congrats."

Shell Bell: "I have a terrible world, is the thing."

Idania: "Oh?"

Shell Bell: *explains world*

Idania: "... Wow that's terrible! Rae! Rae are you - yep, okay, there we go, do you want some more blessings and possibly a god to join in on taking over the world?"

Shell Bell: "Yes please!"

Idania: "Rae's blessings are endurance, reflexes, helpful wind, flexibility, a resistance to heat and direct painful sunlight, and going without water for long periods of time. He says you can have two and possibly more once he gets to know you better."

Shell Bell: "Going without water and resistance to heat and sunlight sound most important of those."

Idania: *nod* *has Shell Bell poke the sand*

Shell Bell: *pokes sand*

Sand: *bestows blessings*

Idania: "Awesome. Want a sand vial for ease of communication?"

Shell Bell: "Yes please."

Idania: *forks over a spare vial of sand*

Shell Bell: *adds to collection*

Idania: "Call me if you need an acolyte who can fly, but uh, I don't think I personally can help a ton with overthrowing your government."

Shell Bell: "Flying would be very nice but it probably wouldn't contribute strategically, it's true."

Idania: "Yeah, basically. If I had invisibility to go with it I could do spying fly-bys, or if I had invulnerability I could like, not die if I get shot at, but as is... Iiiii think I'll leave it to the gods. I like being alive."

Shell Bell: "I understand completely."

Idania: *grins* "Good luck!"

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Raezenoth: *floats up to Shell Bell* "Hello. I have seen enough of your personality and mannerisms that I have decided to give you two more blessings. I am Raezenoth. Do you recall what they are?"

Shell Bell: "Not off the top of my head."

Raezenoth: "Endurance, reflexes, helpful wind, flexibility, resistance to heat and heavy sunlight, and a lowered requirement for water. You already have the last two."

Shell Bell: "I'll take endurance and helpful wind."

Raezenoth: *bless*

Shell Bell: "Thank you ^_^"

Raezenoth: "You are welcome."

@fucknodisparateimpact and a Shell Bell who has accumulated enough blessings that she could plausibly remove the Death Laser.
(It's just a matter of time.)

Situation undefined, requires enumerated blessings.

Smol Shell Bell: "...Mom?"

Renée: "...Bella?"

Smol Shell Bell: "Oh, you must be an alt of my mom. Do you have a me, too?"

Renée: "...What?"

Smol Shell Bell: "I'll explain, but first, is your daughter within earshot of where you were when you walked in...?"

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Smol Shell Bell: "...you look like my dad."

Charlie: "You... look like my kid, when she was little."

Smol Shell Bell: "How old is she now?"

Charlie: "Seventeen last week."

Smol Shell Bell: "Wow. Is she nearby?"

Charlie: *headshake*

Smol Shell Bell: "Oh. Rats. Let me think..."

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Promise: "Do you not find it slightly hypocritical that you're keeping a vassal while working to overthrow the Queen?"

Visitor: "Nah. He likes it."

Promise: "Really."

Visitor: "Yep."

Promise: "...right, no details, thanks."

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Meow: "- and then she killed my babies AGAIN. I don't know what to do!"

Renée: "Oh, I know how you feel, my only daughter died, just - just a couple of years ago. I'll tell you what. You can come build a nest in my yard and I'll watch it for you when you're away."

Meow: "Thank you."

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Ice: "...what, literally all of the birds?"

Meow: "Yes all the birds."

Ice: "That. Is a big deal."

Meow: "It has been very challenging for CERTAIN BIRDS to adapt to CIVILIZED BEHAVIOR."

Ice: "Yeah, it sounds like it'd be tough."

Meow: "That one cowbird does not deserve your sympathy!"

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Ranata: "Oh goddesses all. You look exactly like her."

Isabella: "Well... yes."

Ranata: "I know that - you're a different version, but as long as you're here - my granddaughter -"

Isabella: "Wait, how'd that happen?"

Ranata: "It's a long story -"

Isabella: "How did that happen recently, the most recent picture you've got of her she's a teenager, what the -"

Ranata: "- very long -"

Isabella: "She's going to be pissed."

Ranata: "Maybe you shouldn't meet Helen's father."

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Finnah: "So, I could turn into a pony, if I wanted. Then what?"

@heartsandhooves: "You aren't a pony. You're a dragon who happens to have odd magic. Discord could probably turn into one if he wanted but he isn't."

Finnah: "You come in such candy colors I could totally pass, you'd never know."

@heartsandhooves: "I think you'd wind up giving it away eventually. Ponies are different."

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@fucknodisparateimpact: "So as a bisexual impoverished woman of color, what do you think about -"

Niomah: "Stop. Stop... liking me."

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I'm only going to do some of the Elspeths.

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@holiestblood: "Drinking blood in the way of your species is unconscionable."

Elspeth: "Well, I've since stopped."

@holiestblood: "I think it's likely that your entire species is ritually unclean -"

Elspeth: "You will not get anywhere."

@holiestblood: "..."

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Elspeth: "Pixies are people."

@stitchybat: "..."

Elspeth: "Really. They have feelings and complex cognition, which is stunted due to poor living conditions and somewhat structurally different but not inherently inferior to your own."

@stitchybat: "Well, if you're going to go around judging things by their cognitive capacity you're going to wind up with all sorts of terribly ableist results, which is just sickening, really -"

Elspeth: *sigh* *steals pixies*

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Elspeth: "I... disagree with some of your policy opinions, but for reasons local to my homeworld there would be a consenting market for love potions. Can I import some ingredients and recipes?"

@sixseeds: "Sure, why not! Here's a potion book, here's some false-daisy."

Elspeth: "Thanks. I'm just gonna... leave this gem here..."

I love that last line.

Also, I will try to stop batching up my requests like that. What happens is I think of one situation, like Elspeth and @sixseeds, and then I think of all the related ones which I think would also be interesting.