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Good idea! I’m Daniel, nice to meet you all. I’d continue the trend and say I do Daniely things, but I suspect I don’t. It is hilariously common for people to get confused and think my name is David instead; for years, multiple different people have called me that when they forget my name, and I have no clue why. I don’t think anybody’s gotten my name wrong in any other way in that timespan, either.

So, hi, I’m Daniel, but I apparently do Davidy things.

modrony wrote:Demo-y things! What are those?

Judging from recent activity, they appear to contain making puns. So, you know, if the next victim has a terrible pun scrawled in blood next to them, I'm probably either the killer or that victim, or being framed, or somebody involved just happens to coincidentally also be a punster... well, that doesn't really narrow it down at all. Oh well.

I like short walks in a forest, dinners lit with the burning remains of my enemies, and sass. Also being alive, I like being alive.

I will remember that your name is Daniel and not David, because it's right there in your name, Daniel.

(I also like puns.)

Hi, I'm Paradox and unsurprisingly I do paradoxical things - claim that this statement is false, shave everyone who does not shave themselves and so on.

Hmmm. Does anybody smell the burning remains of a cat?

If so, then it might be Aestrix cooking dinner. Or it might be somebody cremating the body respectfully, or the killer trying to destroy the evidence. Hmm, that also doesn’t narrow it down.

If not, then maybe Aestrix hasn’t had dinner yet, or maybe Aestrix doesn’t consider Cricket an enemy, or maybe we Aestrix is innocent and the real killer has no intention of burning Cricket. Hmm, still no good.

It's probably that last thing, honestly!

Yeah, probably, seeing as there are nineteen people who could have done it, and one-ninteenth is less than 50%.

I also vote no lynch. Does anyone have any wishcoins? edit: because if there are wishcoins we could get Cricket back.

I vote we should make some more people torchable.

Shoal wrote:Does anyone have any wishcoins?

Wishcoins? What are those?

If they're what they sound like then why have I never found any?

Shoal wrote:I vote we should make some more people torchable.

People keep mentioning things that I don't know what they are. Does this have something to do with what Daniel was saying about "the means"?

Because I think I might be starting to agree with him, regarding that at least.

DanielH wrote:Yeah, probably, seeing as there are nineteen people who could have done it, and one-ninteenth is less than 50%.

Well, the murder already happened.
Aesterix is likely to know if she did it or not.
Probability doesn't really enter into things unless she suspects herself of sleepwalking or some such.